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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: Who, Me?!

Frontstretch Staff · Friday March 15, 2013


Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!

Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! Then, at the end of each month, we’ll randomly choose one winner from the four winning captions, and that person will receive a free weekend rental from our friends at FanVision during any Sprint Cup race weekend in 2013! What could be better than that? In order to be eligible, comments must include a valid email (nobody can see it but us, and we promise we’ll only use it for notification purposes!) Note while you can post as many captions as you like, you aren’t eligible for the monthly prize if you’ve w on a contest from us in the last 90 days.

This week’s Fan Foto is Photo No. 1 (the one with Jeff Gordon is laughing at an apparently grossed-out Clint Bowyer.) Ready, set… caption that!

“Wow, that giant pigeon really seems to like your car, Clint!”

“So I’m driving back to the garage after the wreck, and there’s Johnson, thumbing a ride, like this! So I pick him up and then he’s all like ‘slow down!’ Next time he does that, I’m doing donuts…”

“What? Someone stole Junior’s last Diet Dew? Now, who would do a terrible thing like that? Junior LOVES the taste of Diet Dew! What a (burp) dastardly deed!”

“ Dude, those Indy cars are teeny! How on earth do you get in and out of one of those?”

“You should have seen their faces when I requested garage passes for my cousin Inigo!”

“I don’t believe it. I drew him a map. I pasted it to his dashboard. And he STILL got lost.”

This week’s Fan Foto winner, from Rowdy KitKat: Would you trust this man with your car insurance?! Coz I’m not sure I would…

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