The Frontstretch: Top 10 NASCAR Gamblers You'll See At Las Vegas... And Where You'll Find Them by Frontstretch Staff -- Monday February 28, 2011

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Turns out the key to perfect Sam Hornish’s weekend wrecks comes by practice, practice, practice on the roulette wheel.

10. Sam Hornish, Jr. – Roulette – Begs to spin the wheel so he gets some practice in for the Saturday crash.

9. Brian France – Pai Gow – Part of his latest initiative to make the point system “simpler;” taking ideas from games and rules no one knows or understands.

8. Trevor Bayne – Blackjack – Fits his number: 21. Too bad he just got booked for playing underage.

7. Brad Keselowski – Solitaire – No one ever wants to work with him anyway, so he’ll stick with something he can do alone.

6. Dale Earnhardt, Jr. – Craps – Because his whole career at Hendrick has become one giant roll of the dice.

5. Michael Waltrip – Poker – He’s so good at bluffing, he wrote an entire book full of hot air.

4. Tony Stewart – War – Because when the game gets too long, he can always end it early by blaming the wrinkled condition of the cards… then punching his opponent in the face.

3. Kyle Busch – Tiddlywinks – Off the track, it’s the only game Samantha allows him to play.

2. Mark Martin – Penny Slots – Gotta start looking after that nest egg so close to retirement.

1. Jimmie Johnson & Chad Knaus – Banned From The Casino – Because when even the rigged machines are losing to the No. 48, you know you’ve got to cut your losses and move on before it’s too late.

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