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Top 10 Excuses For Spinning Someone Out On A Short Track

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday April 27, 2011

 

With a Saturday night race at Richmond coming up, we’re sure to hear all sorts of excuses for spinning another competitor.

10. The spotter said “clear.”

9. I don’t get shown on TV unless I wreck somebody important.

8. The water bottle I threw out the window didn’t draw the caution I needed.

7. The only horn a race car has is chrome.

6. Just wanted to “rattle their cage” a bit.

5. Middle finger doesn’t always get the message across.

4. That WAS a Target on his car, was it not?

3. Didn’t Brian France say something about “Have at it, Boys?” I’m just doing what NASCAR said.

2. Your ego is wider than the track.

1. “I think, therefore I am, Kyle Busch.”

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