The Frontstretch: Top 10 Things Drivers Said to Each Other During The "Jet Dryer Delay" by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday February 29, 2012

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Top 10 Things Drivers Said to Each Other During The "Jet Dryer Delay"

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday February 29, 2012

 

10. “Is the line at the Porta-Potty still a mile long? I’m dying here!”

“OK, Junior’s got us covered. Let’s slit Blaney’s tires.”

9. “What is this… an episode of ‘American Idle‘?”

8. Ryan Newman to anyone who would listen: “Did you hear the joke about how many NASCAR drivers it takes to blow up a jet dryer? Just Juan!!”

7. “Hey Brad! Pull up a video of the 2002 Daytona 500 and show it to Carl.”

6. Jamie McMurray: “You mean to tell me I can draft with whoever I want now? Thank God.”

5. “Isn’t it past Mark’s bedtime?”

4. “What did you say, Carl and Kyle? Well, yeah, of course it’s OK to pull a tear off… bwahahahaha”

3. Kurt Busch to A.J. Allmendinger: “See? I told you that equipment’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”

2. “Did anyone bring snacks?”

1. “As long as we walk with Junior, NASCAR will leave us alone.”

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Joe..
02/29/2012 04:14 PM
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6&4=funny.

SHOEMAN
03/03/2012 02:11 PM
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I know I am but what are you?

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