The Frontstretch: Top Ten Rejected Changes For The All-Star Race by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday March 28, 2012

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Top Ten Rejected Changes For The All-Star Race

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday March 28, 2012

 

“Mr. Wood, did you hear? You can draw your pit crew from a hat before the race!” Photo credit: Getty Images

10. Slowest car in first segment has to be driven into jet dryer at high speed.

9. Fans supplied with water balloons and launchers.

8. Karaoke contest replaces fan vote for final entry.

7. Third segment run on the dirt track next door.

6. Teams must build their cars in 48 hours on national TV.

5. Track lights turned out for half of the second segment.

4. James Bond-esque guns and oil dump devices built into the cars.

3. Lineup for final segment determined by a foot race to the porta-potty after segment four.

2. Wipe-out obstacle course must be completed between second and third segments.

1. OK, now for the last segment… everybody turn around and go right!

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Gordon85Wins
03/28/2012 08:52 AM
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10) Invoke the little known rule that cars sponsored by anything with “Daddy” in its name are automatically in the race.

old farmer
03/28/2012 11:28 AM
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These lists just keep getting worse—something I didn’t think could happen.

Kevin in SoCal
03/28/2012 12:46 PM
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Who’s gonna win the fan vote, Dale Jr, or Danica?

DoninAjax
03/28/2012 04:39 PM
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Jr. or Danica? Danica or Jr.? Surprise, surprise! It’s a tie and they both get in.

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