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Top Ten Things NASCAR Drivers Got From the Easter Bunny

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday April 11, 2012


Look, Juan! The Easter bunny brought you a fire extinguisher!”

10. For Dale Earnhardt Jr. – A spot in the All-Star race. (Like he wasn’t going to win the fan vote anyway.)

9. For Jeff Gordon – A new razor to get rid of whatever that is he’s trying to grow on his chin.

8. For Dave Blaney – A number to call his own.

7. For Kyle Busch – A super sized bag of M&Ms. Honest, you can’t make this up.

6. For Kevin Harvick – A diaper genie.

5. For Jason Leffler – A new haircut.

4. For Tony Stewart – A box of Just For Men Beard and Mustache Color. (Check out that beard he was sporting at Auto Club Speedway!)

3. For Austin Dillon – Platform shoes.

2. For Kasey Kahne – A new pair of lucky socks because Johnson’s horseshoe is missing and it’s not like the bunny’s going to cut off his own foot.

1. For Jimmie Johnson – A chocolate race car with instructions to nibble the c posts off first.

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