The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Going Through Rick Hendrick's Mind On His All-Star Victory Lap by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday May 23, 2012

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“Jimmie sure looks better with that helmet on…note to self: institute “No Fugly Beards” rule at the shop.”

10. “I sure won’t fit the template if an inspector shows up with one….”

9. “I haven’t had this much fun since NASCAR measured the C-posts on this car.”

8. “OK, where’s the nearest drive-thru window. I’m starved.”

7. “Is my hanging out the window considered ‘detrimental to stock car racing?’”

6. “If he doesn’t stop soon, I’m going to rip a hole in these pants.”

5. “Wait a minute, I told NASCAR to let the 88 win, not the 48.”

4. “Wow, a lot of fans think we’re #1…”

3. “I’m glad Jimmie is driving this car because if Jeff was driving we might not make it back.”

2. “One burnout, Jimmie, even a little one, and you’ll be driving for James Finch next week!”

1. His entire life.

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babydufus
05/23/2012 10:23 PM
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no no no… you got it wrong. number one was supposed to be: t-rex is a dinosaur it has nothing on velociraptor…
we didn’t even get caught this time. when was the last time i told you i loved you chad?

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