The Frontstretch: Top Ten Items NASCAR Hasn't Caught This Year During Post-Race Inspection by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday July 11, 2012

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Jimmie Johnson’s wind-cheating teflon coated beard hairs.

10. Keselowski’s dash-mounted beer injection system.

9. Danica’s super-sized restrictor plate (3 times).

8. The fully functional “Oil Slick” and “Nails” buttons Kyle Busch had installed in the 18 car a la James Bond. Bwaaahhahaha so that’s why Jeff Gordon keeps blowing tires…

7. Jeff Gordon ordering mac and cheese rather than mashed potatoes and gravy.

6. Kevin Harvick’s right side ballast lead baby seat in the back of the No. 29 car.

5. Tony Stewart’s body double for driver’s meetings, the Michelin Man.

4. Unapproved New York City phone books packed on top of Jason Leffler’s driver’s seat.

3. Travis Kvapil’s Burger King Bacon Sundae Tire Soak.

2. Juan Pablo Montoya’s Jet Dryer Heat Seeker device.

1. The jet afterburner in Dale Jr.‘s Batmobile… er, race car.

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