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10. I’m not even a month old and already, I’ve got an offer to replace the E-Trade baby in this year’s Super Bowl commercial!
9. No, Dad, actually I doubt I’ll be ready to run the Legends race at Daytona this February.
8. Do you get frequent flyer miles if your dad owns the plane? Hello Cancun!
7. If you cry long enough eventually Dad will but Budweiser in your bottle… #Imontothem
6. @AshlynNewman Hey, cutie, how are you? … Crap, was that public???
5. Mom, I really wish you wouldn’t tweet while breast-feeding me. I’ll be talking to my shrink about this issue someday.
4. Mom got me the coolest T-shirt today! It reads, “When I’m grow up I’m going to hate Kyle Busch, too!
3. Kinda nervous right now. NASCAR seized my diaper for a drug test and I might have had two Flintstone vitamins yesterday. Damn that Uncle Brad!
2. Next person to call me Otis is going to get one right in the kisser soon as I’m tall enough to hit them…. #stupidnickname
1. This just in: The Cope twins will NOT be my babysitters tonight! @DanicaPatrick, you available?
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FUN.ONE. OF THE. BEST!!!
Ashlyn is a much better name than Keelan.
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