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TweetTop Ten Things Jimmie Johnson Was Thinking When He Declined To Speak To The Media At MIS
Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday August 22, 2012

“I can’t believe how bad this damn beard itches in my helmet!.”
10. Here’s my chance to let all the air out of Brad’s coach’s tires for implying HMS is playing fast and loose with the rules.
9. If I hurry, I can get my favorite window seat on the Hendrick plane!
8. If Junior doesn’t win, they can’t say I didn’t do my part…
7. Cool! I finally remembered where I stashed my rainbow fright wig in the coach. Better go get it before Chandra finds it and tosses it out.
6. If I hurry, I can get home in time for America’s Funniest Home Videos…
5. Did I leave the iron on in the RV?
4. WWKD… What would Kyle do?
3. Frankly, I think some of those folks at ESPN have developed a man crush on me and it’s probably best to avoid them.
2. I gotta get out of this suit! That darn Gold Bond just ain’t working!
1. I never, ever should have had that giant Big Gulp before the race. I know—if I don’t stand still, nobody will notice the wet spot…
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Why don’t you folks just give up on this “top ten” stuff and leave it to Letterman?
None of this is ever funny.
I think it’s hilarious, but that’s just me! Keep up the great work!
maybe you and others shave does nothing for your looks no i am not a fan of yours
I can always count on Old farmer being irascible, same for Letterman.
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