The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Ryan Newman Was Thinking As He Walked Away From His Phoenix Crash by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday March 6, 2013

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I can’t believe I thought it would be cool to try and grow a beard like Jimmie’s! This stubble itches something fierce under the helmet—must shave now!

10. Oh, well…. at least now I can check on my fantasy racing league.

9. Man, all those free Bloomin’ Onions are still weighing me down.

8. I swear the GPS said to turn right.

7. One of my cows just had another calf. I gotta hurry and get home to see how they are doing.

6. Somebody said something about a fight going on back here. Where is it?

5. This gives me a chance to show off my sponsors a little more. Please re-up. Please!

4. Where the heck did I see that Port a Potty?

3. This NASCAR green movement is taking things a bit far…

2. Who thought it would be funny to put the rattlesnakes from the hill under my seat?

1. I’m no Clint Bowyer, but I can move pretty fast, too!

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Benny
03/06/2013 08:51 AM
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Why are these top-10 list always buried?

Put them at the top of the page.

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