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Top 10 Excuses For Spinning Someone Out On A Short Track

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday March 20, 2013

 

Editors’ note: This Top Ten originally ran in April of 2011, but we liked it enough to bring it back for another go-round with one new bonus addition.

“What? My beard got all itchy; I was just trying to scratch it…”

10. The spotter said “clear.”

9. I don’t get shown on TV unless I wreck somebody important.

8. The water bottle I threw out the window didn’t draw the caution I needed.

7. The only horn a race car has is chrome.

6. Just wanted to “rattle their cage” a bit.

5. Middle finger doesn’t always get the message across.

4. That WAS a Target on his car, was it not?

3. Didn’t Brian France say something about “Have at it, Boys?” I’m just doing what NASCAR said.

2. Your ego is wider than the track.

1. “I think, therefore I am, Kyle Busch.”

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Andy
03/20/2013 08:33 AM
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Thank God for Kyle Busch. One of the few reasons I still watch nascar. I wish there were 40 other Kyles on the track.

DynoDave33
03/20/2013 01:10 PM
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Agreed

DoninAjax
03/20/2013 07:42 PM
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“He thought I’d back off?”

SHOEMAN
03/21/2013 10:47 AM
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Nice win, Kyle. You Da Man.

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