The Frontstretch: Frontstretch Foto Funnies: The Emperor Has Been Expecting You by Amy Henderson -- Thursday June 13, 2013

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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: The Emperor Has Been Expecting You

Amy Henderson · Thursday June 13, 2013


Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!

Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! Then, at the end of each month, we’ll randomly choose one winner from the four winning captions, and that person will receive a free weekend rental from our friends at FanVision during any Sprint Cup race weekend in 2013! What could be better than that? In order to be eligible, comments must include a valid email (nobody can see it but us, and we promise we’ll only use it for notification purposes!) Note while you can post as many captions as you like, you aren’t eligible for the monthly prize if you’ve won a contest from us in the last 90 days.

This week’s Fan Foto is up to YOU! (Just let us know which one your caption is for.) Ready, set… caption that!

“Damnit, my hat guy didn’t form it first and I wound up looking like a dork!”

“…and then Bobby said, ‘Man I just wish there was a way we could get more speed.”

“No, no, no. I will not get sucked into an argument with Ron’s NAPA can again.”

“I left the house and thought maybe the hat was a little much, but I was wrong. Damn, I look good.”

“I want to find out what this wall is made of, but I don’t want to embarrass myself. Maybe if I just casually touch it and act like I’m watching something on the track.”

“Join me, and we will rule the galaxy together…”

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Kevin in SoCal
06/14/2013 01:14 PM

No you dont look good, you look like a dumbass. Are you a dumbass, soldier?

06/14/2013 08:36 PM

Napa-“Need both hands to keep my change from clinking, especially after coming in second again.”

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