The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things A Crew Chief Never Wants To Hear His Driver Say On The Radio by Frontstretch Staff -- Tuesday June 25, 2013

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“Crap, I forgot to turn off the traction control before the burnout.”

10. “I was texting and I crashed into Alex Kennedy on pit road. The car is totaled.”

9. “Do I make the next right or next left?”

8. “How about if I keep you pit guys entertained by singing?”

7. “I really want the fans to like me so I’m going to let Dale Jr. go by and win the race.”

6. “Uh…I think I’m lost…”

5. “What does this button do?”

4. “Sorry in advance to whoever has to clean that up…”

3. “Oops.”

2. “What’s that burning smell?”

1. “Dude, this might be the wrong time, but I think I love you…”

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Paul
06/26/2013 09:10 AM
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That is quite possibly the lamest thing I have ever read related to racing.

jerseygirl
06/26/2013 10:00 AM
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wow, surely someone could have done better than this.

pepper
06/26/2013 11:07 AM
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This piece says a lot about the Frontstretch staff.

DoninAjax
06/26/2013 07:28 PM
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I need a Bud!

And the picture should be the 48.

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