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Top Ten Things Overheard at the NASCAR Fourth of July Party

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday July 3, 2013


Kevin, that duck call you are doing is pretty lame. Let me show you how it’s done. Happy, happy, happy!

10. Where did Danica and Ricky disappear to?

9. Oh look, there’s Jennifer Jo’s hauler…

8. I’m taking bets on the Danica/Kyle Petty drag race. Who’s in?

7. Who will tonight’s BBQ Grillmaster be?

6. Let’s put those Cherry Bombs under Jimmy Johnson’s hood!

5. Someone tell Clint Bowyer to stop throwing firecrackers into the pool.

4. Time to cut Danica off. She keeps lifting her hood!

3. Fireworks? Please. The best pyrotechnics are the sparks flying under the lights.

2. Jimmie, here’s how you do a restart …

1. Somebody tell Tony to leave some soda cookies for everyone else!

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Carl D.
07/03/2013 11:42 AM

11. I just caught Ryan Newman peeing in Danica’s beer…

Old farmer
07/03/2013 04:37 PM

These lists keep reaching new lows in the humor market. You need to write about racing and leave the humor to real humorists.

07/03/2013 05:05 PM

I have to agree with Old farmer. Normally I skip right over these lists but I figured I would give it a look today. Bring back John Pott’s column and ditch these lists.

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