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Top Ten Clues A Driver Is About To Get Fired

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday July 10, 2013


This happens during a race…and the car is running just fine.

10. The new seat comes in and you don’t fit in it very well.

9. Everything on the souvenir hauler with your name on it is suddenly on deep discount, and the stickers they put over the door with your name in them are free with purchase.

8. Your company email all of sudden doesn’t work anymore.

7. AJ Allmendinger is put in your seat for select races to evaluate your team.

6. Owner is spending an awful lot of time on the phone with that rival driver he used to call a “no-good, dirty jerk who couldn’t drive his way out of a paper bag.”

5. You stumble upon a big “Welcome (insert replacement driver’s name)!” poster in the back room.

4. Your coffee mug at the shop is now holding candies on the front desk.

3. Weekly team meeting includes a representative from U-Haul.

2. Danica Patrick passed you three times last weekend.

1. Your crew chief accidentally calls you by the name of the driver rumored to be taking your ride on Jayski.

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connie moore
07/10/2013 02:12 PM

like i said this could or should fit more then one driver numan? labonte? knowing stewarts habits nothing he does will shock me after grubb

07/10/2013 11:51 PM

Sounds like Labonte haha

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