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Top Ten Excuses For Spinning Out When There's Nobody Around

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday August 14, 2013


“I was driving like a tool out there…”.

10. Panicked when rabbit ran across track.

9. Too busy tweeting about the great afternoon you were having.

8. “Hey! There’s Brian France waving at me from the grandstands!”

7. Was distracted by bikini-clad twins in Section G.

6. Busy planning best route out of here for when this thing ends.

5. Panicked when drunk fan ran across track.

4. Damn horseshoe shifted…

3. “Darn GPS told me to turn right!”

2. Spirit shattered after being passed by the No. 10 Chevy.

1. “It was the ‘Ghost Guardrail’”…Anywhere there’s a track, that guardrail can jump out and get you! (The science is sound. No, really.)

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Jeff Meyer-FS STaff
08/15/2013 05:16 PM

Geez, at least my Top Tens generated ‘hate’ comments! I may have to get back into this…..can’t have the site losing it’s edge!

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