The Frontstretch: Top Ten Excuses For Missing The Chase by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday September 4, 2013

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Top Ten Excuses For Missing The Chase

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday September 4, 2013

 

I didn’t want to show up Danica.”

10. We blew the engine in Atlanta while pushing car through inspection.

9. Make the Chase? And miss college football?

8. I was told that I might get to drive for another team if I help my current team miss the Chase this season.

7. Who wants to spend a whole week in Vegas after we just spent the whole year on the road, anyway?

6. The Chase guys have to do all those media appearances…

5. This way we can get a jump start on our 2014 title run.

4. Sprint Cup trophy takes up too much room on the coffee table.

3. Want to avoid embarrassing public speaking faux pas at the banquet, and this way, we don’t risk it.

2. More fun to watch the 12 other drivers suffer from stress.

1. A sixth title for Jimmie will be good for his confidence.

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Sammy
09/04/2013 08:46 AM
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“Wait a minute….I thought Jimmie had already won it.”

Or…

“I didn’t want to take a spot away from Jr.”

DoninAjax
09/04/2013 08:39 PM
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“I guess I’m not Brian’s Golden Boy.”

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