The Frontstretch: Top Ten Ways To Beat Matt Kenseth For The Cup Championship by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday September 25, 2013

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Top Ten Ways To Beat Matt Kenseth For The Cup Championship

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday September 25, 2013

 

Let his new friend from Loudon loose in his car…without those rubber bands.

10. Lock him in his motorhome.

9. Get Scotty to beam him up for couple weeks.

8. Slip him a bowl of chili with extra beans an hour before the green flag.

7. Hide his steering wheel.

6. Tell him Joe said that he must push Denny all day at Talladega, no matter what.

5. Tell him he has to go find the key to the pit box before he can start the race.

4. Convince him the Kansas race was cancelled due to lack of interest… it almost sounds believable.

3. Get him to let your crew chief work on his car…it’s guaranteed to go faster. And fail inspection…

2. Send him Jeff Gordon’s good luck charms. They work so well. Not.

1. Beat him on track every week…nah, that’s way harder than the rest of these.

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JP
09/25/2013 07:47 AM
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Have Brian France dock him 100 pts. Because he can.

Carl D.
09/25/2013 08:57 AM
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Have Brian France declare All-Star Danica Patrick the 2013 Sprint Cup champion. Because he can.

Kevin in SoCal
09/25/2013 02:11 PM
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Install the batteries in the Kenseth robot backwards.

Josie
09/25/2013 03:28 PM
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You really only needed one way to keep Matt from winning ….hire Clint Bowyer as his team mate!!!

DoninAjax
09/25/2013 07:39 PM
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Brian already has the name of the “Champion” on the trophy (since January). One guess who it is. And also has the ROTY trophy ready. Sorry Ricky.

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