The Frontstretch: Top Ten Reasons Drivers Leave Martinsville Angry by Frontstretch Staff -- Wednesday October 30, 2013

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Top Ten Reasons Drivers Leave Martinsville Angry

Frontstretch Staff · Wednesday October 30, 2013

 

11. Getting stuck in the little bit of grass that’s accessible from the racing surface.

10. Flying sledgehammers.

9. Your rear end gets ripped off and nobody will cop to doing it.

8. There was a barbecue and you weren’t invited.

7. Brian Vickers was in the race.

6. Some jerk made you drop your chicken fingers.

5. Trying to be someone you’re not.

4. Got wrecked on the green-white-checkered finish.

3. Blame Jimmie Johnson.

2. When the track takes you out and NASCAR won’t listen to your whining.

1. Even if you win, you feel like this.

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