Top Ten Signs You've Been Watching Too Much NASCAR
Frontstretch Top Ten · Becca Gladden · Wednesday April 5, 2006
10. At start of your kid’s school track meet, you yell out, “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity!” instead of their name.
9. Family members don’t bother calling on Sunday unless it’s NASCAR-related.
8. You know the weather forecast for the upcoming race city a week in advance.
7. You can recite 15 current NASCAR TV commercials from memory.
6. You memorize phone numbers by the corresponding NASCAR car numbers.
5. At least one room in your house has wall-to-wall NASCAR memorabilia.
4. You get extra Prozac for an off-weekend in the Nextel Cup schedule.
3. After the race, you immediately switch to Speed for more NASCAR coverage.
2. You postpone elective surgery ‘til the off season.
1. The first prayer you say on Sunday is simply for your driver to win.
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