The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Greg Biffle is Doing to Insure a Better Finish in Richmond by Becca Gladden -- Tuesday May 2, 2006

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Top Ten Things Greg Biffle is Doing to Insure a Better Finish in Richmond

Frontstretch Top Ten · Becca Gladden · Tuesday May 2, 2006

 

10. Will “borrow” lucky horseshoe Carl Edwards was given by his fan club.

9. Is eating every meal at Chinese restaurant until he finds best fortune cookie.

8. Plans to drive entire race with hot Subway sandwich in his lap.

7. Changing all his calendars back to 2005.

6. Sticking pins in Jimmie Johnson voodoo doll.

5. Asking National Guard to stand by for possible airstrikes on Saturday night.

4. Renaming his boxers “Lucky Dog One” and Lucky Dog Two.”

3. Hiring Jeremy Mayfield to back the 16 hauler through the entire garage.

2. Scheduling friendly pre-race chats between girlfriend Nicole Lunders and other drivers’ wives/girlfriends.

1. Using reverse psychology, set goal to lead the fewest laps in all future races.

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M. B. Voelker
05/03/2006 06:51 AM
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LOL!

I like the idea of changing the calendars back.

Susan
05/03/2006 09:06 AM
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Actually Biffle was given an identical horseshoe the same day Edwards received his (the two drivers share a large number of “crossover” fans). I guess different drivers need different luck!

Becca
05/03/2006 01:31 PM
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All the more reason for him to “borrow” Carl’s horseshoe, right? :-)

Sue
05/04/2006 04:00 AM
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Heehee…#3. LOL

 

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