Writing a Story 2

[KurtBuschFan]

Yall know the drill, but for anyone who joins us new here's how it works.  I'll start us off with a line of a story.  You add as much or as little as you'd like to it, and we keep going writing a (in our case) VERY bizarre story.

Last week, my husband and I were walking down the street....

[HUDSON HORNET]

...clapping our hands and shuffling our feet, singing doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo............

[KurtBuschFan]

When suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a pinguin rushing towards my husband.  The first thought that ran through my head was....

[HUDSON HORNET]

"I thought Pinguins were in story #1!"

[sugar]

But then I remembered that Pinguins will migrate when looking for 1608 - nasty little things!  My husband quickly thust forth his bottle and the pinguins jumped up and down, shouting in Peguiese - Sloba goba dokie waka slo - loosely translated:  Eureka, we have found it.

[Roswell]

now we can leave this planet. But why are there all these holes in the street?

[KurtBuschFan]

So the pinguins walked over to look into the holes when suddenly....

[Roswell]

there was a rumble from somewhere far below.

[sugar]

then there was a great hissing noise and a smell - oh man, the smell.  A smell like no other...

[Brian623]

 it was a smell that the pinguins liked, but made us gag and our eyes water.

[KurtBuschFan]

But wait...that smell is so distinct.  It's the smell of the...

[Roswell]

anual roasting of the pinguins  and sock hop.

[skool]

The pinguins, realizing that they were in mortal danger of being roasted, started chanting in pinguinese and every last one of them instantly disappeared from the planet, only to be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. The pinguins, it was decided by the more highly trained minds of society, were fed up with the antics of the human race and vowed never to set a pinguin foot on earth again.
The more highly trained minds of society were at a loss however, to explain the sudden influx to the earths emu population.
Had the more highly trained minds of society bothered to investigate further, they would have been even more at a loss to explain why not only did the bird disappear, but even the very word "pinguin" had vanished from the english language.
"Emu" is easier to spell anyway.

[Roswell]

Emu, schemu, it appeared that earth had been invaded from somewhere below! Up was down, black was white, good was bad (ooooo, I like that part!!!)

[Brian623]

As things on Earth changed, the first sign of good to bad was seen when the normally quiet and polite...