Writing a Story 2

[Roswell]

became loud and obnoxious. The second was when good girls began to..............

[skool]

....FINALLY become REALLY good girls.

[sugar]

and the men of the planet discovered that their wildest dreams had come true!!!

[Brian623]

To celebrate this, the men all......

[HUDSON HORNET]

washed behind their ears and got complete body waxes. The less bright among the men, which included many, mistook "emu" for "moo" and thought bovine had inherited the supreme being position.

Chanting "WE GOT MILK", they poured into the street in celebration, only to learn of their blunder. To make amends to the new hiarchy, they got together to form a likely explanation. After much deliberation, they decided the best course of action would be to offer their.............

[Roswell]

only excuse, they DON"T listen!!!! The females accepted this because they knew it  to be true.  But what to do about the complet upsett of things on earth? It was time to call the  one and only..................

[HUDSON HORNET]

Smilin' Bob. Within four hours,................

[Roswell]

he was on a plane bound for.................

[sugar]

The place where Happy Cows come from, yes the land of fruits and nuts.  Smilin' Bob was so happy to be going there because you know those California Girls!

[Brian623]

When the plane landed,Bob found out his luggage was lost, which meant ....

[HUDSON HORNET]

...that his perscriptions, as well as his doctor's phone number was in the luggage now bound for parts unknown.

Fortunatley, there was an old baggage handler just going off duty, who had a few suggestions on how to locate luggage lost and bound for unknown destinations. Luckly for Smilin' Bob, his baggage was VERY old, and the suggestions he received actually were successful in locating his old bags.

Oddly enough, the old bags were in a holding pattern in the belly, aboard a jumbo jet about to land at.................

[sugar]

Fukuoka, Japan.   How in the heck was he to get to his luggage in time.  So many girls, so little time!  With the help of the old baggage handler, Smilin' Bob was able to get in contact with and even older baggage handler at the Fukuoka airport, who assured him that he would overnight the luggage to the land of fruit and nuts.  Smilin'Bob was smilin' again (not just because he luggage was going to be on ts way, but also because he had found a beautiful little blue pill in his pocket)!

[Tyyrus]

So off to the Baggage Handling Site went Smilin Bob...his Blue Pill in hand just in case the need a rose..Eh !  Arriving at the Baggage Converyor Bob quickly grabbed his Duffle Bag. Then suddenly the Bag began to shake ..and ...jump ! Just then out bounced and slid ... The Infamous PENQUIN ...not to be confused with the ill-fated Pinquin of Southern Descent..who quickly grabs Frownin Bob's Blue Pill and his Bottle of 1608 Black Bush and waddles away at a Rather High Rate of Speed (for a Penquin) Yelling in Northern Canookian Penquineese....."I will be Baaaack!"  Well Frownin Bob , formerlly Smilin Bob is beside himself and pull out his Cellular One Phone to call for........

[IndyCarzGo]

Indy...who was still mad as hell at whoever swapped his penguin for an eemu ... before he could steal back the unlimited supply of 1608 Bush they had secreted somewhere in the Western Hemisphere...  He was sooooo incensed that he forgot his manners and , uttering a fierce ninja warcry,  launched a firece counterattack on.....

[skool]

...skool. But unfornately, due to a terrible mis-calculation in scale, the entire attacking force was accidently swallowed by skool's cat, Teagan. (tay-gun)