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« Reply #90 on: April 23, 2007, 08:23:15 AM »

where the !@#%^&!! is that ~#^&*!! penguin with my double sho6t of 1608?  Receiving no answer, he arose from the bar and in an angry voice yelled....
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« Reply #91 on: April 23, 2007, 09:27:50 AM »

I haven't spoken in 50 years now where are those @#$@#$@ penguins!  If they value their lives, they better get their frozen a$$es in here NOW!!!!


BTW, thanks for all the fun at my expense!! LOL
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« Reply #92 on: April 24, 2007, 08:13:12 AM »

SUddenly, the huge wooden front door flew open with a resounding crash, as an enraged frumious bandersnatch ran in, searching in vain for those !@#$%^!! penguins! It is a little known secret that a frumious bandersnatch....
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« Reply #93 on: April 24, 2007, 10:23:30 AM »

despite it's cuddly profiles on animal planet, is a .....
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« Reply #94 on: April 25, 2007, 11:00:15 AM »

nasty, evil creature, who brandishes vorpal swords that go snicker-snack.  Worst of all the bandersnatch slew the jabberwock!  So beware of evil bandersnatch!
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« Reply #95 on: April 28, 2007, 09:12:59 PM »

The Bandersnatch bellied up to the bar, slamed his vorpal swords on the bar, and ordered....
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« Reply #96 on: April 30, 2007, 10:01:32 AM »

A yard of.....milk!
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« Reply #97 on: April 30, 2007, 11:40:19 AM »

As he (or was it a she...hard to tell with a bandersnatch!!!) waited fpor hid milk, the bandersnatch ruminated aimlessly..... His revire was interupted however  when a large humongous exploaion anoounced the arrival of a jubjub bird, who furiousl exclaimed....
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« Reply #98 on: April 30, 2007, 02:00:36 PM »

You dad blamed bandersnatch!  How dare you use your vorpal sword on the Jabberwocky!  @#$#$$% a@% a!!
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« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2007, 11:30:58 AM »

To which the bandersnatch responded by turning around, wiggled his(her) way to the jukebox, and played.........
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« Reply #100 on: May 01, 2007, 01:49:49 PM »

"Wasted Days and Wasted Nights"
"Since I Lost My Baby"
"Love The One You're With"
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« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2007, 09:13:26 PM »

started to cry, and requested a dance with...........
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« Reply #102 on: May 04, 2007, 01:47:31 PM »

a pigeon toed, under toed, flying purple people eater, male or female --- leading the patrons to believe the bandersnatch was either a horney toad, or..............
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« Reply #103 on: May 05, 2007, 08:52:32 PM »

long necked bugged eyed garlic eattin flatfooted sasquatch !
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« Reply #104 on: May 05, 2007, 09:20:32 PM »

They danced in a style that was hard to describe, kind of like........
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