Writing a Story 2

[sugar]

to make home-made Silly Putty with karo syrup, bubble gum and used cat food,  truly and amazing wizard is our Homer Geek/

[HUDSON HORNET]

Now,.....it's been said, .... and I believe, that Homer is not of this world.
You see,.....................
Homer calls New Mexico "home". And his mailing address is 5150 White Sands Circle,
ROSWELL, NM 05150. No C.O.D's.
Homer showed up one day right outta the blue -- and about the same time as a weather baloon crashed nearby in Area 51(50). That might be a coincidence, but I'm thinkin' it's all related.

Those who have found Homer sober have marveled at his superior resistance to the effects of alcoholic, adult beverages -- which he orders and consumes by the case. And ONCE, he even ordered a full truckload of Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay Coconut Puerto Rican Rum and another truckload of spiced rum for a kicker.
And for the mixer, he had a tanker truck deliver 6,000 gallons of tropical berry fruit punch, chilled.

I became suspicious when Homer called the rum, interplanetary vehicle fuel one night, several weeks ago --- while in a stupor. Most folks who heard his comment wrote it off as the rum talking, and that COULD be true. But, have y'all ever seen him barefoot?
I mean, what's with the extra...............................

[sugar]

carbunkle on his big claw,  I figure him from one of the smaller planets in the Sombrero Galaxy, which I had heard of when Milo Talon returned from one of his many intergallactic missions.  From what I understand, alcohol consumption of the creatures of the Sombrero Galaxy is actually quite high - has something to do with the mix of hydrogen and oxygen on their planets......Homer seems to be a good representative of his area of space.

[skool]

Sadly however, Homer could never return home.

You see, shortly after Homer had left his world and came here, he later learned, via the sub etha sports net, that his entire planet had been potted straight into a black hole during an intergalactic game of billiards, intantly vaporizing the nearly 5 billion residents still on it.

Homer was outraged when he learned of all this but was outraged further still when he learned that shot had been worth only 3 points!