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« on: April 07, 2007, 07:27:22 AM »

Did ya ever notice......how some birds hop, some birds walk, but robins sometimes walk and sometimes hop! Shocked
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2007, 08:56:48 AM »

Did ya ever notice....if you stand straight above a toilet (especially public ones that are more elongated than a normal house toilet) and spit or drop a small pebble in the water...the ripples in the water that radiate from the point of impact are round like normal, but when they 'bounce' off the side of the bowl and come back towards the middle, they are SQUARE!

(I'm serious! try it sometime. works in a normal john too, but just not as noticable... Shocked Roll Eyes  )
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2007, 09:33:34 AM »

Did ya ever notice.....I just may not be "quite right" Shocked Grin
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2007, 10:35:36 AM »

You have waaay too much spare time.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2007, 10:52:14 AM »

Did ya'll notice how Ros thinks I waaaay too much spare time......but I bet she went in the bathroom and spit in the toilet just to see.......... Grin

So what ya gonna do about me having way too much spare time Ros?
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2007, 11:20:50 AM »

We could always find ya another job. What are ya good at??
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2007, 11:35:36 AM »

I can BS my way through about anything. And look good doing it too! Wink
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2007, 11:53:55 AM »

Did ya ever notice........When watching TV with your kids they will talk your ears off during the show but are quiet as church mice during the comercials?
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2007, 01:19:42 PM »

Did ya ever notice........When watching TV with your kids they will talk your ears off during the show but are quiet as church mice during the comercials?

Did ya ever notice.....The True Stewart Fan has no ears in his picture?! Shocked  Now we know why!
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2007, 02:09:18 PM »

Did you ever notice time goes by faster on the weekends?
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2007, 08:23:00 PM »

Did you ever notice that when your in a hurry your always stuck in traffic?
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2007, 06:39:43 AM »

Did you ever notice when you're stuck in traffic, you have to pee?
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2007, 03:12:00 PM »

Did you ever notice that when you are trying to sleep, the phone starts ringing?
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2007, 08:22:20 PM »

Did you ever notice that nobody in the house wants to talk to you until you get on the phone???  THen everyone needs you
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2007, 08:59:22 PM »

Did ya ever notice....too late, there is NO toilet paper!? Shocked Angry Tongue
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