Writing a story.

[Brian623]

which had written on it the chinese symbols meaning........

[sugar]

"What's with all the yellow caution flags?"

[Brian623]

the same writing on the roll that was sent to the big yellow phone booth.Mr Helton examined the roll closely, trying to figure out who sent it, and then..................

[HUDSON HORNET]

....determined it was only debris. But now, the question became, how did it get where it was found?
Hmmmmmm, Mike wondered aloud, as drool dripped from the corner of his mouth. I'll bet a dime to a dollar it was.............

[nascarbabe2U]

a bad case of 'southern heatburn' cause by a lousy excuse for what was hailed as the 'best' bbq ever. Now a wiser man from this not so fine dining experience Mr. Mike vowed to never.................

[Jr88girl]

to fall asleep while driving and....

[HUDSON HORNET]

spilling a soda in his formerly large lap. But with all the grease from various fast-food burger joints covering his dash,..............

[Brian623]

and old cups and wrappers 6 inches deep on the floor

[HUDSON HORNET]

it is rather apparent this bad boy has a habit of epidemic proportions. However, with six inches of assorted trash strewn about the interior, it made for a rather comfortable bed, and was an attractive invitation to.........

[nascarbabe2U]

to sleep in the midst of all by his lonesome with pouting over what a mistake he had made by not properly taking care of his responsibilities......

[Brian623]

to the most important people in his life.........

[HUDSON HORNET]

but then he realized, there AIN'T no one MORE important in his life than he himself. Ahhh, and how content he was to come to that realization. Sensually, he wrapped his massive arms around himself, and gave himself a bear hug, squeezing himself as hard as he could.

Ka-BLEWIE!

What was THAT?!
He carefully examined his formally huge body and discovered a gaping hole where his.....

[nascarbabe2U]

stone cold self-centered heart use be! Scratching his brainless head he began to wonder how on earth he let it all slip away. Not really caring he shrugged his shoulders and............

[HUDSON HORNET]

popped the top on another RC Cola, his personal favorite, when mixed with a combination of...........

[nascarbabe2U]

Bacardi cough syrup and a lemon twist. Fearing the sound of silence he reached in his rig and turned the nob on the radio. On Popped KFRC 99.7 playing a great olddie by that ever so mysterious Queen.......'ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST', soon followed by......................