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skool
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« on: September 21, 2007, 04:10:39 PM »

I spent some time dead for tax reasons.
I am back now.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 05:51:39 PM »

We welcome back Jeff Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2007, 11:28:10 AM »

It's about time (hee hee)....welcome back, Jeff
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 05:25:57 PM »

Welcome back Skool. Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2007, 12:17:11 PM »

I spent some time dead for tax reasons.
I am back now.
Me hears the Feds have granted you amnesty due to the fine expose's and opinions you scribe
Out of the corn he comes minus the invisible cloak:

One, two, three, four...
Hrmm!
One, two, (one, two, three, four!)

Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don't take it all.
'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

(if you drive a car, car;) - I’ll tax the street;
(if you try to sit, sit;) - I’ll tax your seat;
(if you get too cold, cold;) - I’ll tax the heat;
(if you take a walk, walk;) - I'll tax your feet.

Taxman!

'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath)
'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)
Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)
'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

And you're working for no one but me.

Taxman!

George Harrison
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 06:10:06 PM »

Does George Harrison write for Frontstretch, too?

Welcome back Skool.

I am the walrus.
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