Favorite Cartoon Quotes.....And do you remember where they came from??

[IndyCarzGo]

Here's a few from one of my favortites to kick this off....

Pinky: Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?
Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.
Pinky: What's free-market capitalism?
Brain: Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.


Brain: It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications!
Pinky: But, Brain, I thought elves made shoes.
Brain: Kathie Lee Gifford hired them all, so I settled for second best.

In every episode, Brain asks Pinky the question "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Pinky's various responses are:
"Well, I think so, Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don't they call people from Holland Holes?"
"I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?"
"I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"
"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
"Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all too much for me."
"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
"Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
"Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."
"Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."
"I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
"I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?"
"I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!"
"I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?"
"I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair strait?"
"I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
"I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time."
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent."
"I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the union."
"Yes, I am!"
"I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?"
"I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."
"Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?"
"I think so, Brain, but 'Snowball for Windows'?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it's too stupid!"
"Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?"
"Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?"

[sugar]

Oh, Lord.  He's got way to much time on his hands - I gotta get him home!

[HUDSON HORNET]

My Favorite Cartoon Quote:

"On my God --- they killed Kenny."

Southpark.

[IndyCarzGo]

Bullwinkle:
Narrator:
1)"Will Bullwinkle be able to extricate himself?"
Bullwinkle:
"I will just as soon as I get these ropes off."

2)Rocky:
He has an A Bomb! Do you know what an A Bomb is?
Bullwinkle:
Sure. This show is a bomb.

Bullwimkle: Twenty dollars?!? That's antihistamine money!
Rocky: Antihistamine money?
Bullwinkle: Yes. It's not to be sneezed at. Get it? Not to be sneezed at?
Rocky: I get it.
Bullwinkle: Thousands won't.

Bugs & Daffy:

It's not "He doesn't have to shoot you now."
It's "He doesn't have to shoot me now."
Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!
SO SHOOT ME NOW!

from the same short:
[Hiding in Bugs' burrow]
BUGS: Go and take a peak up an' see if he's still around
DAFFY: Right-O!
[Daffy looks out the hole, gunshot heard; Daffy comes back down]
BUGS: Is he still there?
DAFFY: [face shot up; dazed] Still lurking about!
BUGS: I know! You go up an' act as a decoy an' lure 'im away.
DAFFY: No more for me, thanks! I'm drivin'! [collapses]


ANNNNNNNND.... For alyy you Hillbillys out there in the audience....
Hillbilly Hare

"Promenade across the floor. Sasche right on out the door. Out the door and into the glade and everybody pronimade.

Step right up you're doing fine. I'll pull your beard you'll pull mine. Yank it again like you did before. Break it up with a tug of war.

Now into the brook and fish for the trout. Dive right in and splash about. Trout! Trout! Pretty little trout! One more splash and come right out.

Shake like a hound-dog. Shake again. Wallow around in the old pig pen. Wallow some more. Y'all know how. Roll around like an old fat sow. Alamand left with your right hand. Follow through with a great left band. Now lead your partner the dirty old thing. Follow through with an elbow swing. Grab a fence post. Hold it tight. Womp your partner with all your might. Hit him in the shin. Hit him in the head. Hit him again. The critter aint dead. Womp him low and womp him high. Stick your finger in his eye. Pretty little ring. Pretty little sound. Bang your heads against the ground.

Promenade all around the room. Promenade like a bride and groom. Open up the door and step right in. Close the door and into a spin. Whirl! Whirl! Twist and twirl! Jump all around like a flying squirrel. Now don't you fuss and don't you swear. Just come right out and form a square.

Now right hand over and left hand under. Both join hands and run like thunder. Over the hill and over the dale. Duck your head and lift your tail.

Don't you stray and don't you roam. Turn to your partner. Promenade home. Corn in the cornfield. Wheat in the sack. Turn to your partner. Promenade back.

And now you're home. Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall.

And that is all!"

[HUDSON HORNET]

The Simpsons

Homer: Yummy Yummy --- Jelly doughnuts. DoAH!

[Roswell]

Lambsy Divey:
"I know who it is.................It's the WOLFFF!!" refering to Mildew Wolf, who is (of course) in disquise and about to carry off the adorable Lambsy.

[IndyCarzGo]

Lambsy Divey:
"I know who it is.................It's the WOLFFF!!" refering to Mildew Wolf, who is (of course) in disquise and about to carry off the adorable Lambsy.

I loved that one....