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nascarbabe2U
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2006, 04:57:38 PM »
LOL....No silly man thats Fred Durst the lead singer from Limp Bizkit. Cheesy Wink

sheesh get up on the times   Roll Eyes

Shocky is WAY Sexier than old Fred  Kiss
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2006, 05:47:34 PM »
That's right.

I resemble a cross betwixt Charles Bronson, Marty Fieldman, and Fred Gwinn.
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2006, 08:28:52 PM »
Quote from: AfterShock on July 27, 2006, 05:47:34 PM
That's right.

I resemble a cross betwixt Charles Bronson, Marty Fieldman, and Fred Gwinn.

Now THAT I'd have to see!    Love ole Fred

What are you? A big ole bug eyed killing machine with sideburns?
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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2006, 12:58:34 AM »
Hey... I just rolled my story into a joint shape and smoked it... can i STILL pass that test!!! Grin
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2006, 01:47:42 AM »
Quote from: IndyCarzGo on July 28, 2006, 12:58:34 AM
Hey... I just rolled my story into a joint shape and smoked it... can i STILL pass that test!!! Grin

I do that with every story I write, to see if it's good stuff, don't ya know, with the plan of re-writing them if they are. Problem is, when they are really good stuff, I tend to forget what I wrote in the first place. Huh?
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2006, 01:56:59 AM »
Quote from: AfterShock:  That's right.  I resemble a cross betwixt Charles Bronson, Marty Fieldman, and Fred Gwinn.

Quote from: Skool:   Now THAT I'd have to see!    Love ole Fred What are you? A big ole bug eyed killing machine with sideburns?


Shocky I had a little bird whisper to me ya look more like my man Elvis than anyone...hubba  Shocked


LOL ....Gawd   I luv you two <Skool & Shocky> I was looking up some quotes and happen to bounce to the page for Fred Gwynne quotes from My Cousin Vinny......LOL.......in which he played the stern Judge Chamberlain Haller.....and just couldn't help but have a good laugh...almost to the point of cryin.......Thanks Guys....after today I really needed that. Hugs to you both So in your most humble honor.......

Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2006, 02:31:25 AM »
Quote from: IndyCarzGo on July 28, 2006, 12:58:34 AM
Hey... I just rolled my story into a joint shape and smoked it... can i STILL pass that test!!! Grin
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Yes sir, you can.
With flying colors.
And a bag of potato chips.

Contact.
High.

Roll another one,
just like the other one -------
 
Don't bogart.

What was the question again?

S hip
H igh
I n
T ransit.............that was good *stuff*.

 Wink Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Nag Champa!

N.O.R.M.A.L. ?
I think so.
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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2006, 03:02:22 AM »
What no Flamin Hot Cheetos and Jolt tonight........

I need to relax........wanna go for a swim & go read some 'BOOKS'...........I get shot gun! I'll bring a CD...how's about New Riders of the Purple Sage  doin Panama Red...............Bhang.......sweet song if I do say so myself. Wink
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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2006, 05:40:11 PM »
Quote from: AfterShock on July 27, 2006, 05:47:34 PM
I resemble a cross betwixt Charles Bronson, Marty Fieldman, and Fred Gwinn.

Who are they??? I don't know who Fred Durst is either
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« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2006, 04:41:23 AM »
Quote from: Gymmie on July 28, 2006, 05:40:11 PM
Who are they??? I don't know who Fred Durst is either

You dont know what you're missin... NRPS was an offshoot of the Jefferson Airplane...did some great country rock in the 70s... Fred DDurst is the lead voice for Limp Biscuit
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Indy... the greatest racing spectacle in the world!

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« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2006, 03:39:59 PM »
Quote from: Gymmie on July 28, 2006, 05:40:11 PM
Who are they??? I don't know who Fred Durst is either
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Probably just as well Gymmie. Even I can't keep a straight face at the thought of that combination.  Shocked Shocked Shocked
But, it's twue. *oops,* -- true. Embarrassed Undecided Roll Eyes  Grin Cheesy Wink Tongue Huh?

Use extreme caution if you explore beyond this point!  Wink
It's what night-mares are made of.  Shocked Cheesy Wink Tongue Tongue Huh?
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« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2006, 05:30:52 AM »
Quote from: AfterShock on July 29, 2006, 03:39:59 PM
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Probably just as well Gymmie. Even I can't keep a straight face at the thought of that combination.  Shocked Shocked Shocked
But, it's twue. *oops,* -- true. Embarrassed Undecided Roll Eyes  Grin Cheesy Wink Tongue Huh?

Use extreme caution if you explore beyond this point!  Wink
It's what night-mares are made of.  Shocked Cheesy Wink Tongue Tongue Huh?


Now Shocky stop that... Roll Eyes Shocked Tongue Kiss
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2006, 01:59:44 PM »
How did I know when I started reading this, MY name would come up Roll Eyes....o-kay, but it's gonna COST ya!!! I'm thinking Hot Passes for any race I should so desire to attend...with a couple of good looking men to escort me through the garage, show me around...personal golf cart with driver (Carl or Mark will do...I'm pretty sure I can handle the speed!! Cheesy)...private RV parked RIGHT between Mark and Carl's...oh, and of course, transportation to and from each race via private jet and helicopter...just for starters...

Yeah, THAT would just about get me to handle samples for this place... (I'm pretty sure y'all are contagious!! LOL) Wink Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2006, 12:50:37 AM »
'BB' ....You go gurl............give 'em a goose for me too....LOL Shocked
Say did you see the pic I posted of Carl on the other thread? It's a real Hum dinger? Man what a cutie...nice abs too!
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« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2006, 02:11:59 AM »
Where is the complaint department? I got a complaint.
To date, I have not received any "drugs" to "test".
Whuzzup with that?
Only the "writers" get lucky?
Where do we get a writer's license?
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