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« on: July 29, 2006, 01:27:59 AM »

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.

"Mom, look, I'm a white boy."

His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father".

He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy."

His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy".

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"

To which the boy replies,

"Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans..."
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY . . .

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says:
"If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."

So, I call them and say,
"I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2006, 02:06:15 AM »

Ok, as PC as that may not be........................

IT WAS F__KIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i WOULD HAVE LAUGHED EVEN IF I WAS MEXICAN!!!)

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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2006, 09:22:41 AM »

ROFL...That was great RG!
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2006, 10:51:38 AM »

Funny, but did you change it to a Mexican from some other race?  I've heard the joke before, but not the Mexican part.  Come on...fess up! Grin
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If your aunt had balls...she'd be your uncle!
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2006, 03:31:02 PM »

welcome... ButterBean   Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2006, 04:53:23 PM »

welcome... ButterBean   Cheesy

Thanks for the welcome Chris and good luck on getting your Studey together.  Should be a unique ride when you finish.
Also Chris, that's some great work on those diecasts.  They bring back some fond memories for me, especially the Flock brothers (Bob, Tim and Fonty).  Again, thanks.
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If your aunt had balls...she'd be your uncle!
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