YOU write it! Top Ten!

[skool]

OK folks here's your chance to shine and show off your wit and, in the process, do my work for me

Top Ten Ways you like to see NASCAR punish JPM (my ten are listed below)
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1. Give him a freaking medal!

But seriously folks.....

Lets hear some good ones!  Or maybe a variation of the same topic (JPM vs Vyle Busch)

They must be posted on here by 10pm Eastern TUESDAY JULY 1 to be considered for publication. Also, your participation implies consent for it to be used in my (  'our' ) Top Ten!  So make it all original stuff!

[south jersey girl]

100 bonus points for actions detrimental to Kyle Busch

[skool]

100 bonus points for actions detrimental to Kyle Busch

Sweet! Thats in!

[Busch Babe 899]

Give Juan and Kyle boxing gloves...GREAT rain delay action...for about a second. 

[Busch Babe 899]

100 bonus points for actions detrimental to Kyle Busch

He should GET them, or have them TAKEN AWAY??? 

[Tyyrus]

2. Have JPM Enrolled in the Mark Martin School of Politically Correct Nascar Racing !

[Busch Babe 899]

...while you are at it, have Kyle Busch enrolled in the same thing. 

[HUDSON HORNET]

Make Juan Pablo count all the profits The Brian will realize from
JPM's rivalries with other drivers. 

[dawg]

Sorry, Been traveling, so missed the deadline.

I think NA$CAR should require JPM th hand write. A personal note to every single driver, owner, & fan. Who has thanked him. That should make him think twice next time!

PS.......Thanks JPM

[south jersey girl]

100 bonus points for actions detrimental to Kyle Busch

Sweet! Thats in!

cool 

[CodeBlueEMT]

10. REALLY give Juan "the herpes".

 9. Deportation to Las Vegas.

 8. Must wear "Foakley" sunglasses from now on.

 7. Run The Coke Zero 400 at Daytona without fenders on his car.

 6. Must wear sign on back of driver uniform that says, "Do I look like an idiot?"

 5. No more lap dances from Delana Harvick during red flag periods.

 4. Reed Sorenson NOW allowed to say, "Get your own damn Big Red!"

 3. Admit that Chip Ganassi actually has "a plan".

 2. Mandatory remedial training course in the fine art of spinning out another car, WITHOUT taking yourself out.

 1. During the remainder of the 2008 season, put his arm around Kyle's shoulder and repeat, "Say hello to my little friend."

 Shayne

[south jersey girl]

Shayne, I particularly liked 1,2,4 and 7...

[CodeBlueEMT]

Shayne, I particularly liked 1,2,4 and 7...

 Thanks. Was just sittin' here eatin' my samich.

 Then, I find this on jayski.com

 Makes #3 on my Top 10 sound really scary.

 Ganassi's #40 team skipping Daytona, closing? hearing that the #40 Chip Ganassi Racing team of Dario Franchitti will skip the Coke Zero 400 at Daytona International Speedway and has closed the team, supposedly laying off around 70 employees.(7-1-2008)

 Shayne

[skool]

Ok folks, here's what I submitted! Read it before it's published!

Top Ten Ways NASCAR Should Punish Juablo For Spinning Vyle Busch

Author’s note: Today’s Top Ten is a compilation written by myself AND a number of the fine, if sometimes just not quite right, members of our Frontstretch Forums family. Yes, this family puts the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional’! We encourage you to join our family, as we always enjoy new people to play with, so to speak!

10. Two lap penalty for “rough, but extremely funny and satisfying” driving.

9. With the whole “Mo” lawsuit going on, you can’t punish the only living symbol of NASCAR ‘diversity’!

8. Make him run The Coke Zero 400 at Daytona without fenders on his car.

7. Have him write a hand-written apology to every single Kyle Busch fan and pay for postage…..wait a minute…that’s no punishment!

6. Require Juan to hand write a personal note to every single driver, owner, & fan who has thanked him. That should make him think twice next time!

5. Start limiting the amount of ‘social time’ he is spending with Jimmy Spencer.

4. Punishment for what? He did nothing wrong!

3. Make Juan Pablo count all the profits The Brian will realize from
JPM's rivalries with other drivers.

2. During the remainder of the 2008 season, require him to put his arm around Kyle's shoulder and repeat, "Say hello to my little friend." for a new series of NASCAR promotional commercials.

1. Award him 100 Bonus points for “actions detrimental to Kyle Busch”!

Thanks to all who played along!  And remember, ANYTIME you may come up with a good Top Ten topic and a few ideas, let me know! Send them to jeff.meyer@frontstretch.com or jeff@frontstretch.com 

I don't want to do this all by myself ya know!  (All the time anyway....)

[skool]

Top Ten things fans would like to see done with/on the race broadcasts!

Bring em on people!