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IndyCarzGo
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You know why....LOL
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Indy... the greatest racing spectacle in the world!
"Saints preserve us with Sodium Propinate and BHT to retard spoilage!"
~~Michael Callahan. Saloon Owner/Barkeep
Callahan's Cross-time Saloon
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LOL...........Just for that I'm going to buy a can of spam tonight........thanks for the laughs
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August 01, 2006, 02:09:16 AM »
I DON' T LIKE SPAM!!!
SPAM... SPAM... SPAM... SPAM....
LOVELY SPAM>>> WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
RUDDY VIKINGS!!!!
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Indy... the greatest racing spectacle in the world!
"Saints preserve us with Sodium Propinate and BHT to retard spoilage!"
~~Michael Callahan. Saloon Owner/Barkeep
Callahan's Cross-time Saloon
nascarbabe2U
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August 01, 2006, 02:24:46 AM »
'nough said:
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack
And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
The telephone is ringing
I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it there on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you
Well, I guess I'm doin' fine"
He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head?"
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud baby
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like
A flag stuck on my window screen
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around, baby, two's a crowd
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SPAM... SPAM... SPAM... SPAM....
Hey save that for when "S" come up on the Sponsorship Nascar A-Z
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IndyCarzGo
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Quote from: nascarbabe2U on August 01, 2006, 02:24:46 AM
'nough said:
Never
enough... to wit:
I was driving home early sunday morning through bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the
Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you jesus, thank you lord
I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late
And I thought by the time I got there shed be off
Shed be off with the nearest truck driver she could find
Much to my surprise, there she was sittin in the corner
A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
Was a girl with far away eyes
So if youre down on your luck
And you cant harmonize
Find a girl with far away
And if youre downright disgusted
And life aint worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes
Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the church of the sacred bleeding heart of jesus
Located somewhere in los angeles, california
And next week theyd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true
So I did, the next week, I got a prayer with a girl
Well, you know what kind of eyes she got
So if youre down on your luck
I know you all sympathize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if youre downright disgusted
And life aint worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes
(m. jagger/k. richards)
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Indy... the greatest racing spectacle in the world!
"Saints preserve us with Sodium Propinate and BHT to retard spoilage!"
~~Michael Callahan. Saloon Owner/Barkeep
Callahan's Cross-time Saloon
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