Top Ten Ramifications of a DEI Sale

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Top Ten Ramifications of a DEI Sale

« on: July 08, 2008, 10:57:33 PM »

Don't know if they plan to edit the published version or not, but here is the un-edited version.....

Top Ten Ramifications of a DEI Sale

10. None. It is NOT for sale. Just ask Max and Teresa, they will tell you.

9. None. You are just buying an ordinary race shop. Why do you think the price is so low?

8. Kerry and Jeffrey Earnhardt will be filling out applications at Jr. Motorsports.

7. DEI will now stand for “Didn’t Ever Imagine…”

6. Junior begins making contented purring sounds in his sleep whilst wearing a silly grin.

5. One less team Chevy will have to fund.

4. Teresa can fade into the setting sun, living on her ‘rights’ to “Dale Earnhardt” and “The Intimidator”.

3. Three new, up and coming drivers or three “never quite got there” drivers may have a chance at a ride.

2. If Dale were ever to be exhumed, people would be astonished to find his body face down.

1. Teresa Earnhardt will forever be known as the Yoko Ono of NASCAR.

I'll be darned! They didn't edit anything! http://www.frontstretch.com/jmeyer/18334/


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Re: Top Ten Ramifications of a DEI Sale

« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 11:06:40 PM »

Quote from: skool on July 08, 2008, 10:57:33 PM

DEI will now stand for “Didn’t Ever Imagine…”

yep.


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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 02:31:00 AM »

Oh MY!!!

Dare I read the comments THIS one will generate?


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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 06:18:25 AM »

About the only way that Step-Mother Teresa, could become more reviled by the Nation. Would be to switch to Toyota.

Can't help but wonder, If she ever showed up at a track. Would they chuck beer cans at her? Undecided


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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 07:05:20 AM »

Quote from: dawg on July 09, 2008, 06:18:25 AM

Teresa could easily turn DEI around.
Just hire Kyle Busch to drive for DEI.


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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 03:57:00 AM »

Bravo Jeff!!

Everything Teresa has done since Dale's death, including not being at the track, has been leading to this...her heart just is not in it without Dale...that's why I don't know why she didn't just try to sell it to his kids when she had the chance, it just seemed spiteful... I mean, Kelly could run the HECK out of DEI, if she wanted to, and Jr has the bankroll and the clout to bring in sponsors...with parts for Kerry and what's her name, Dale's daughter with Teresa (brain fart on her name)...split it up between the 4 kids, let them buy her out. Oh well.

I really wasn't surprised at all at this news...just surpised it took this long for her to do this.


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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 06:58:19 AM »

I think Max Siegel has been dreaming of this moment ever since he came onboard at DEI. Just not sure if DEI worth taking over at this point.

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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 10:18:17 PM »

Quote from: dawg on July 09, 2008, 06:18:25 AM

Can't help but wonder, If she ever showed up at a track. Would they chuck beer cans at her? Undecided

Yep !


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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 06:37:49 AM »

Did Teresa ever show up at the track? I think since I've been a fan I've only seen her twice.


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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 06:58:50 AM »

A couple of times after Dale died, I think...then nothing. That I'm aware of.


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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2008, 01:23:18 PM »

Well, Thersea never got along with Junior and she didn't sell to him to spite him. This deal will get done but if Truex leaves, this organization will go nowhere and maybe be defunct in a few years.