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skool
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« on: August 02, 2006, 03:00:32 PM »
Not much different, but some of the editors did not like No. 1 and obviously has had no experience whatsoever with No. 4!
(you NEVER pronounce the 'H'. you lose too much smoke!) Wink

Top Ten Biggest Regrets Involving Something to do with NASCAR

10. Chip Ganassi to Jeff Gordon: “You’re pretty good kid, but you ain’t got what it takes to make it in Cup.

9. Jeff Gordon: “What did you say your name was? Brooke? That’s a lovely name.”

8. All the Rusty Wallace fans who bought all the No. 2 Miller Lite clothes. Wear it now and they think you’re a Kurt Busch fan!

7. Ditto. No. 5 Kellogg’s clothes.

6. Any non Californian attending a race at Fontana.

5. Any beer drinker attending a race at ANY ISC owned track. Bring your wallet, pal!

4. Shane Hmiel: “…ear! Take this. It’s burning my fingers!”

3. The savvy souvenir salesman who TWICE had the ‘Jimmie Johnson Nextel Champ’ hats made before the end of the year. (Both times with the year on them too! Doh!)

2. The Fans: Watching what Brian France has done to the sport….er, excuse me, I mean ‘The Show’.

1. Eva Bryan (Busch): Sometime in the wee hours of July 28th, 2006, in the Honeymoon Suite of a Holiday Inn Express somewhere in Virginia.
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2006, 04:03:57 PM »
Are there two drivers with less in common than Kyle Busch(league) and Terry Labonte?  Terry is the hallmark for class and Kyle is... not.

One thing left out was the change from Winston to Nextel.  I'm not even a smoker, but I miss the whole attitude of Winston Cup.  Nextel sucks.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2006, 10:30:15 PM »
No. 1 might be the best Top Ten joke ever on FS.com. That was freakin hilarious.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2006, 12:04:40 AM »
Quote from: skool on August 02, 2006, 03:00:32 PM
1. Eva Bryan (Busch): Sometime in the wee hours of July 28th, 2006, in the Honeymoon Suite of a Holiday Inn Express somewhere in Virginia.


jeff....
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2006, 06:01:58 AM »
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1. Eva Bryan (Busch): Sometime in the wee hours of July 28th, 2006, in the Honeymoon Suite of a Holiday Inn Express somewhere in Virginia.


Gee,... You mean it took her ALL the way to Virginia to start having regrets for getting married to ol' big ears...
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2006, 08:41:55 AM »
This one's for both of you!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2006, 11:17:38 AM »
Quote from: Chris on August 03, 2006, 06:01:58 AM


Gee,... You mean it took her ALL the way to Virginia to start having regrets for getting married to ol' big ears...


Well, they got married in Virginia at their friends house.
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2006, 11:44:26 AM »
OMG...Skool...I about choked on my lunch when I read number 1!  That was great!
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2006, 02:39:36 PM »
Quote from: skool on August 03, 2006, 11:17:38 AM
Well, they got married in Virginia at their friends house.

exactly  :-)
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2006, 06:47:25 AM »
Are you suggesting he sampled the milk before the bought the cow Chris?   Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2006, 07:05:53 AM »
LOL I think he's suggesting that maybe Eva shoulda done that.

 Mighty oaks, from scrawny little "shrubs" DO NOT grow ya know !!        LOLOLOLOL Embarrassed 

Did I say THAT??? Grin Jeesh... Grin
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2006, 07:21:43 AM »
YES,..to all the above   LOL
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2006, 06:16:25 PM »
I was looking at people.com and it looks like the newlyweds made People magazine.

Geez, don't they realize he's not all that popular?  LOL
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