Parking ticket

[smyler]

Someone forwarded this email to me.  Thought it was funny, so here you go.  It's probably politically incorrect.  You've been warned. 

 The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
 
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?  He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
 
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'  He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
 
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
 
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue.'

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

 Personally, I didn't really care.  I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.

[Roswell]

Hehe cute one Smyler 

[Chief2blu4u]

So Roswell, think this is funny do we ?

Making a mockery of the law again are we ??

 

[smyler]

It's just a joke.  The world needs more smiles. 

[Roswell]

Isn't it odd how we don't see or hear from you for weeks, then  the minute I get close to the line..........BAM there you are!!?!?!?
 Chiefy, I make a mockery of everything!! lol
 My Mom's 8th husband was a cop. He always pushed it until he had about 10 minutes to get his a$$ together. One  morning he ran out, roared out of the driveway and 10 minutes later came runing back in the house............ seems he forgot his teeth.


We teased him about that until she kill.....errr untill he died (I'm KIDDING!!! about him being dead, not about the teeth thing.)