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Chris
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Reply #30 on:
August 24, 2006, 01:17:31 PM »
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you only think you have a copy of the master key...I'm not stupid! you gotta give me a little more credit than that
well... eerrr now i don't know anyone that would root for Kurt Busch... LOL
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August 24, 2006, 01:35:01 PM »
The strangest thing just happened.
The mailman delivered a letter with a ten thousand dollar check and tickets for four to Homestead, and included air fare and hotel reservations.
Addressed to someone named GordonGurl.
Y'all know anybody named GordonGurl?
Me neither.
So I wrote "Return To Sender" on the envelope and put it back in the mailbox.
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skool
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August 24, 2006, 06:01:33 PM »
Ok guys, here's the scam.
I just got off the phone with a secret general contractor. The plans are finalized and construction is set to begin ASAP on a hidden entrace to the round room. It will be located in one of the corners.
It will feature a voice activated locking/unlocking mechanism that will only work to the words "I totally dislike Kurt Busch" that must be spoken 3 times.
It also features VSRS. Voice Sincerity Recognition Software. If it determines that you are not sincere when you say the passwords, it will not let you in.
The total cost of this project is graciously being paid for by racing legend Jimmy Spencer. Let's all raise our glasses to Mr. Spencer!
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paulfan
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August 25, 2006, 09:39:27 AM »
Confessions..................
I came out of the closet for Robby Gordon this year.
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skool
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August 25, 2006, 02:01:41 PM »
Robby Gordon is GAY?!
And here all this time we thought it was Jeff!
(Just kidding of course
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PlanoHarvickFan
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August 25, 2006, 04:25:48 PM »
Quote from: skool on August 25, 2006, 02:01:41 PM
Robby Gordon is GAY?!
And here all this time we thought it was Jeff!
(Just kidding of course
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SKOOL!!!!! You are so bad
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paulfan
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August 25, 2006, 05:41:27 PM »
Egad, say it ain't so skool
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KurtBuschFan
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Re: Name Change
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August 25, 2006, 09:34:24 PM »
You know what? I'm just not gonna touch that one!
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nascarbabe2U
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August 28, 2006, 01:34:04 AM »
well that will learn her to change her name now.........L O L
GG.....what were you thinking......
hum....and just when I was thinking of changing my name to Mrs. NASCAR........what should I do?
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Chris
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August 28, 2006, 05:58:57 AM »
yeah... she goes and dumps Jeffy and starts being a Kurt 'fan'... Look what happens.
Jeff starts running good again... Looks like he's gonna make the chase..
Kurt starts crashing....
hhuummmm KG, you may get a letter from Kurts lawyer to "cease and desist"... LOL
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"Back In the Day" - Cars were steel, Bumpers were chrome and Men were iron
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http://www.streettoyssouth.com/pickup1.htm
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KurtBuschFan
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August 28, 2006, 07:53:15 AM »
what do i say to that?
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nascarbabe2U
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August 28, 2006, 02:39:34 PM »
R O F L M A O.......You guys kill me and know how to mkae my day....luv ya all....wish you were here with me.......soon... I gotta plan......oops times running out...next time I'll pack teh laptop.
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Busch Babe 899
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August 29, 2006, 01:47:19 PM »
Quote from: skool on August 18, 2006, 03:36:56 PM
Chris is right, we won't throw things, but if you see us looking at you sniggering and/or sneering, at least you know that that is why!
Aww, come on, all those years as a Jeff Gordon fan, she's used to that...
<Ducks behind Aftershock for protection from flying objects...>
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KurtBuschFan
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August 30, 2006, 12:15:44 AM »
Quote from: Busch Babe 699 on August 29, 2006, 01:47:19 PM
Aww, come on, all those years as a Jeff Gordon fan, she's used to that...
<Ducks behind Aftershock for protection from flying objects...>
so true BB...so true....
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AfterShock
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August 30, 2006, 04:25:01 AM »
Quote from: Busch Babe 699 on August 29, 2006, 01:47:19 PM
Aww, come on, all those years as a Jeff Gordon fan, she's used to that...
<Ducks behind Aftershock for protection from flying objects...>
...
<AfterShock takes a direct hit --
splat
-- then another --
BONG
OWwwwch!! The Jeff Gordon pillow wasn't so bad, but the 1/18 scale Jeff Gordon die-cast rang his bell, giving B. Babe ample time to escape as he makes snow angels on the carpet.
Does that make him a Hee-Row?>
When he comes to, tell him Jeff Gordon ran into him. Give 'em something to brag
about.
Good arm, KG! Jeff's die-cast was clocked at 188.296 mph. Not scale mph either.
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