Funny signs and billboards....

[IndyCarzGo]

Guess I'll start this off by saying I have never viewd ALL of these...but people send me them as part of a joke service i subscribe to for my radio work... have fun and post some of your own.... you guys out there on the road SHOULD have a million of em!! LOL

[AfterShock]

Going Northbound on I-5, out of California -- just inside Oregon's border, at the end of a rather long, steep, downhill portion of highway, a posted sign advises:

BRAKELESS TRUCKS
DO NOT STOP AT
REST AREA

Doah!

Also in Oregon, around K-Falls,
a posted sign reads:

ROCKS
45 MPH

Who drives a "rock" these daze?

My all time favorite though, reads:

NO DOGS ALLOWED
except seeing eye dogs

Which causes me to wonder,................
just who reads that sign?
I suspect it's the seeing eye dog.
Stands to reason it sure ain't the blind guy.

And putting labels on bathroom doors,............
in Braille.
Makes me wonder just how a blind person
finds the door in the first place?
Do they feel their way along the walls until
they get lucky?

In OHIO, where speed limits for big trucks was 55 mph
while automobiles were okay to do 65 mph,
on a stretch of highway under construction, a posted sign reads:

ALL TRUCKS USE
LEFT LANE NEXT
15 MILES

That would be the "fast lane"

OK,

Within a mile, another sign posted reads:

SLOWER VEHICLES
REMAIN IN RIGHT LANE.

Would that be "right" -- as in correct? Or,
Is the sign telling truckers (who by law must
go slower than cars) to get back where they
belong -- in the right (slow) lane?

Makes me wonder.

Posted S T O P sign --
directly below the S T O P sign,
on the same post as the S T O P sign,
a second sign reads:

NO STOPPING
ANY TIME

S T O P
NO STOPPING
ANY TIME

Now, which IS it? And what time is it? Pacific Standard,
Central, Mountain, East Coast. Oh geeze, I forgot!
Daylight savings time.
Unless one is in Arizona.

Is it me? Or are them Black Helicopters tryin'
to confuse me?

[Gymmie]

Now, which IS it? And what time is it? Pacific Standard,
Central, Mountain, East Coast. Oh geeze, I forgot!
Daylight savings time.
Unless one is in Arizona.

Or Hawaii

[AfterShock]

Or Hawaii

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I'm fine,........thanx.

Hawaii U?  .

[nascarbabe2U]

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I'm fine,........thanx.

Hawaii U?  .

Oh do I have a come back that I can't post..........

[IndyCarzGo]

Oh do I have a come back that I can't post..........

So do I.....ROFLMFAOH!!!!