Top Ten Reasons NASCAR Threw the Green with Safety Trucks Still on the Track

[KimD]

 11.  He was going to put a stop to it but it is hard for Mike Helton to talk
when his lips are firmly planted on Brian France's ass.

For some reason, this one hit the cutting room floor! 

Kim

[skool]

The best one's always do Kim! Believe me, I know!

Darned editors anyways

[AfterShock]

And one man's floor is another man's ceiling.

I find myself on the floor alot, so I get to see 'em all.
That's where the BEST stuff lands ---- or, so it seems.

Eeewwwww.
What's THAT?!

Wesson oil?

Hmmmmmmm

Wonder what THAT was used for?
And WHY wasn't I invited?
Hummmmmmm?

I'd lay my cape across the oil so noBODY would slip and fall on their
buttoxes. 

[nascarbabe2U]

And they say Chivalry is dead.............<heavy sigh> 

I think I found MY Knight
and
HE has found ME

[paulfan]

Hey NB2U.  Those are some Hotlips!!!!