Jeff's late night call to Jimmie

[Cangal48]

Jimmie Johnson receives a late night call from Jeff Gordon.


Jeff:  Hello, Jimmie, I've got a problem!"

Jimmie:  "Well, what's the problem?"

Jeff:  "While snooping through the free promotional stuff inside your garage, Jimmie, I found a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.  None of the pieces fit together and I can't find the edges!"

Jimmie:  "What's the picture of?"

Jeff:  "It's a big rooster."

Jimmie:  "I'll be right over Jeff!"

Jeff: "Thanks Jimmie for coming over."  (Jeff takes Jimmie to the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the table)

Jimmie:  (Looks at the jigsaw puzzle turns to Jeff and says)..."FOR GOD'S SAKE JEFF, PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE BOX!"

 

[AfterShock]

?WHY?

Howz e gonna put the puzzle together when it's IN the BOX?!
Hmmm

That ol' Jimmy ain't the brightest bulb on the bill-board.
And a few gaskets shy of a complete re-build kit.

I just hope J.J. kept his receipt.

But,..............I digress.
I do that.
Alot.
You'll see.
I hope.

[Busch Babe 899]

Hehehehe...sorry, I just can't help laughing...if that had been about Mark and Carl, it just wouldn't have been as funny...

[AfterShock]

Hehehehe...sorry, I just can't help laughing...if that had been about Mark and Carl, it just wouldn't have been as funny...

.
.............

Some wise guy once said,.............

For comedy to be funny, it must be -- at least partially -- based on truth.

Then comes timing and presentation.

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