Tearful NASCAR Bride!

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As a new bride, Ingrid, was anxious to prepare her first homecooked meal for her new husband, NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon.

Ingrid calls her mother in Belgium in tears!  (Ingrid sobbing) "Jeff, doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now" Ingrid's mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No mother", you don't understand, "I bought a frozen turkey roll and Jeff yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket...What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said, "Prepare from a frozen state, so I flew to Alaska."