Lakdies You know you are experiencing NASCAR withdrawal symptoms....

[Cangal48]

Ladies you know you are experiencing NASCAR withdrawal symptoms when you....

You stand at attention, sing the National Anthem, wait for the words "Ladies start your engines", you rev up the motor on your upright vacuum cleaner and begin your housework.

You attempt to change your vacuum cleaner bag in 10:20 seconds.

You find yourself weaving in and around the furniture to heat up the wheels on your upright vacuum.

As you round the kitchen area, you notice a Caution Flag indicating spill and debris requiring cleanup.

You steer your vacuum cleaner to the "Better Homes and Gardens Winner's Circle" while doing a burnout.

You immediately thank all your sponsors, Windex, Heinz Vinegar, Bounty the Quicker Picker Upper, Dupont Vacuum Cleaner bags...the only bags that WHINE when MOTOR ON VACUUM SEIZES UP.