Montoya at Homestead ?

[nascarbabe2U]

CHARLOTTE (AP) — Juan Pablo Montoya will attempt to make his Nextel Cup debut at Homestead-Miami Speedway in the No. 30 Dodge.

am I the first to know or last to know......I like this guy!

[KurtBuschFan]

I think you're the last to know my dear   But don't worry...we still love ya!

[AfterShock]

That's right.

You just go back to sleep now, we'll wake you if anything you need to know comes along. And, we'll even tell you what to think about it.
No need to thank me.
'Cause I'm jest keeding ya.

But you already knew that huh?

DON"T THROW THAT! O U C H !!

Good aim NB. Got me right betwixt the ears.

[KurtBuschFan]

If she threw that atcha you prolly deserved it!

[nascarbabe2U]

That's right.

You just go back to sleep now, we'll wake you if anything you need to know comes along. And, we'll even tell you what to think about it.
No need to thank me.
'Cause I'm jest keeding ya.

But you already knew that huh?

DON"T THROW THAT! O U C H !!

Good aim NB. Got me right betwixt the ears.

Sheesh 

Men......

Told ya KG ya can't live with 'em and can't live without' em

Oh now hun get over here and let me give the boo boo a kiss 

Well I mean I knew but didn't know it was gonna happen that soon.....Sheesh

[KurtBuschFan]

hehe....but I vote we keep AS around

[AfterShock]

hehe....but I vote we keep AS around

For what? Target practice?

[nascarbabe2U]

No not for target pratice

to goose..

chase

 and 

have general fun with

Hun you keep things alive and going around here. We'd be lost without you.

[PlanoHarvickFan]

No not for target pratice

to goose..

chase

 and 

have general fun with

Hun you keep things alive and going around here. We'd be lost without you.

Aw, NB, it's too soon to give AS his Christmas Goose

[KurtBuschFan]

It's never too soon for the Christmas goose!

[KurtBuschFan]

For what? Target practice?

taget practice....or maybe a laugh or two....or to make me think like I wouldn't have before lol

[nascarbabe2U]

To Early....Never..   LOL

[AfterShock]

Honk! Honk!
Goose!

Whuppie! 

Would that be a chrome  "goose"?

I'd gander a preference. Make mine chrome.
Shiny things keep my attention longer.

Twinkle, twinkle little star
Who will goose me from afar?
I wish I may
I wish I might
Go ahead and goose away........
I won't bite.

I know, I know.
I'll keep my day job.
Pays the (goose) bills --- doncha know.
Gives me goose bumps just thinkin' 'bout it though.

That and Miss E.L. Toe. 

Kissie-Face ---- Huggie-Bod.

Kissimmee.
You know ---- in Florida.
Just south west of Orlando.

I kid y'all not!

Lost?!
Check de louse and found section.

[Chris]

Hey Montoya look REAL good today,...
Well that is until Newman decided to punt him into the wall....
What is it with him this year... last time he was wrecking Mears at Martinsville,.. this time he intentionally wrecks Montoya at Homestead
That boy needs an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT...

I saw that he had to come down pit road as they come to take the green... I pterry much assume nascar made that call so it would be a penalty,.. to badd the yellow came out just before he got lapped again.
I also see he had crew chief had to go to the oval office.
He needs a nice fat penalty, and a fine.  There was just no call for that.
How long does nascar let him get away with that before they do something??

[IndyCarzGo]

Hey AS...only have  one thing to say....

I understand whya this and whya that...but I no understand whya goose.

Hey...maybe you can make commercials...can you say:


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