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[AfterShock]

FYI:

The "behind" has been (bag o') wind tunnel tested and it's write on. 

Very aerodangnabit.

Butt, I wish they'd use fine cigar smoke in the (bag o') wind tunnel. 

[AfterShock]

What do you mean, already....thought that was your normal state (hee hee, just teasing Shocky)

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Always keep in mind that for humor to be really funny, it should contain an element of truth. Your comment meets those specifications. Perpetually confused and planted firmly in the state of confusion.

In the words of my hero, Homer Simpson:
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

[sugar]

FYI:

The "behind" has been (bag o') wind tunnel tested and it's write on. 

Very aerodangnabit.

Butt, I wish they'd use fine cigar smoke in the (bag o') wind tunnel. 

aerodangnabit LOL!  At first I thought you said aerodragnabit!  That's funny too.

I don't mind a good cigar now and again - like a nice Cohiba.  I know, I know - you didn't expect that did you, but a nice cigar and a bit of brandy are good for the soul now and again!

[AfterShock]

aerodangnabit LOL!  At first I thought you said aerodragnabit!  That's funny too.

I don't mind a good cigar now and again - like a nice Cohiba.  I know, I know - you didn't expect that did you, but a nice cigar and a bit of brandy are good for the soul now and again![/color

                                    C O H I B A ?!

Girl, you have good taste!
Yes you do.

I wouldn't mind torching off a Cohiba Black Label Connecticut Wrapped Corona with ya. The ring size of 42 is right in my ball park too. But I sure wouldn't turn down a Cohiba Corona ESP, Corona Minor, or Corona Crystal, --- all ring size 42 also. Even a Cohiba Penquenos with a ring size 34 would be just fine.

But if I could find a Partagas 150, I'd be tempted to shell out the price. Ain't never gonna see them again once they're gone. With a Cameroon wrapper aged 18 years, accidently. The leaf was found in a Madrid warehouse --- forgotten. But ol' Ramon Cifuentes  knew what to do with what was found! He's been making Partagas for around 40 years --- started making them in Cuba then moved to Santiago, Dominican Republic where he produced the 150 in ring sizes 43 and 47. If I could grab 3 for a hundred............ sigh.

But, all-in-all, I'm pretty content with an Arturo Fuente Corona Imperial (natural) rs 46, Spanish Lonsdale (light Candella wrapper) rs 42, and/or Sel Privada (Maduro or Candela wrapper) rs 44. And for the cost of one Partagas 150 I could have five or six Arturo Fuentes.

What's not to like?

Just find me some humid weather to puff away in and a clock that says it's five o'clock SOMEwhere.

They go very well while I'm wrapped in a Kenworth with a moon roof, slightly cracked, ---- strollin' through the Smokey Mountains. Where else?

Well, maybe in the Louisians buyous, parked pulled in instead of backed in --- facing the swamps and watching fire-flies fly. Sorta like watchin' fish in a fish tank swimmin' 'round and 'round. Much better than watching TV.
 No skeeters though! I don't like skeeters when they're bitin'. Especially those teeny ones up in Michigan that can get through the vent screen with no problemo, and leave half-dollar sized welts when they bitecha that last for a week or more. Really bad if they bitecha on the back or buttox. Dad-gum it! Makes drivin' misersable! How can something so tiny do that? 

Oughta be a law.

Ya reckon? 

[sugar]

                                    C O H I B A ?!

Girl, you have good taste!
Yes you do.

I wouldn't mind torching off a Cohiba Black Label Connecticut Wrapped Corona with ya. The ring size of 42 is right in my ball park too. But I sure wouldn't turn down a Cohiba Corona ESP, Corona Minor, or Corona Crystal, --- all ring size 42 also. Even a Cohiba Penquenos with a ring size 34 would be just fine.

But if I could find a Partagas 150, I'd be tempted to shell out the price. Ain't never gonna see them again once they're gone. With a Cameroon wrapper aged 18 years, accidently. The leaf was found in a Madrid warehouse --- forgotten. But ol' Ramon Cifuentes  knew what to do with what was found! He's been making Partagas for around 40 years --- started making them in Cuba then moved to Santiago, Dominican Republic where he produced the 150 in ring sizes 43 and 47. If I could grab 3 for a hundred............ sigh.

Well, maybe in the Louisians buyous, parked pulled in instead of backed in --- facing the swamps and watching fire-flies fly. Sorta like watchin' fish in a fish tank swimmin' 'round and 'round. Much better than watching TV.
 No skeeters though! I don't like skeeters when they're bitin'. Especially those teeny ones up in Michigan that can get through the vent screen with no problemo, and leave half-dollar sized welts when they bitecha that last for a week or more. Really bad if they bitecha on the back or buttox. Dad-gum it! Makes drivin' misersable! How can something so tiny do that? 

Oughta be a law.

Ya reckon? 
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Well, I'm not a cigar whiz chick or nuthin' - like you - but I do know a good cigar when I smoke it.  I like the Maduro wrappers- they're sweet, just like me LOL!

I've never been to the Smokey Mountains, or the bayous of Louisiana - love Cajun music though, it makes your feet happy - nor have I been to Michigan.  Washington, Oregon, California, Azrizona, Colorado, West Virginia, Virginia (we've got those nasty little black flies up in the mts of WV too), Ohio and Pennsylvania and once to the Georgia Coast.  If I thought I had enough confidence, I might try driving truck for a living just so I could see all of this wonderful country of ours - and by gummy, I'd smoke one in each state!!!

Seriously though, you can get Partagas 150's From Thompson Cigars - 5 Partagas 150 A 5 Naturals - 6 3/4" RG 43 sell for $158.00 - that's 31.30 ea
www.thompsoncigar.com

so - smoke 'em if ya got 'em - who knows maybe we'll have a cigar fest sometime!

Have a great day!

Sugar

[falcon325]

aerodangnabit LOL!  At first I thought you said aerodragnabit!  That's funny too.

I wouldn't mind torching off a Cohiba Black Label Connecticut Wrapped Corona with ya. The ring size of 42 is right in my ball park too. But I sure wouldn't turn down a Cohiba Corona ESP, Corona Minor, or Corona Crystal, --- all ring size 42 also. Even a Cohiba Penquenos with a ring size 34 would be just fine.

But if I could find a Partagas 150, I'd be tempted to shell out the price. Ain't never gonna see them again once they're gone. With a Cameroon wrapper aged 18 years, accidently. The leaf was found in a Madrid warehouse --- forgotten. But ol' Ramon Cifuentes  knew what to do with what was found! He's been making Partagas for around 40 years --- started making them in Cuba then moved to Santiago, Dominican Republic where he produced the 150 in ring sizes 43 and 47. If I could grab 3 for a hundred............ sigh.

But, all-in-all, I'm pretty content with an Arturo Fuente Corona Imperial (natural) rs 46, Spanish Lonsdale (light Candella wrapper) rs 42, and/or Sel Privada (Maduro or Candela wrapper) rs 44. And for the cost of one Partagas 150 I could have five or six Arturo Fuentes.

What's not to like?

 

LOL.  My brother-in-law is in the tobacco biz.  In my sock drawer, I’ve got a Romeo Y Julieta and an H. Upmann just waiting for a special occasion.  A REAL Romeo Y Julieta & H. Upmann, BTW, and not some imitation made in the DR.

I’m not a particularly big cigar fan.  As a young Second Lieutenant in the 82d Airborne, I was smoking a cigar at a battalion dining-in (a dining-in is weird British military tradition we inherited that is half solemn, formal dinner and half drunken riot).  During the drunken riot phase, the Battalion Commander, with a cigar in hand, said, “You know what this is, Lieutenant?"  I may have been a Second Lieutenant, but I wasn’t stupid; I knew a rhetorical question from the Colonel when I heard one, so I responded, “No, sir.  What’s that?”

He grinned and said, “This, Lieutenant, is a training aid for a c*ck sucker.”

That (and the fur on my tongue the morning after) kinda cured me of regular cigar smoking.

[nascarbabe2U]

Yeah Falcon I guess that should cure anyone.

I don't happen to smoke cigars. I've been told I tried to eat a couple of my grandpa's when I was a toddler  maybe thats' why, but I do love the smell of a nice cigar or pipe. However, I do happen to think a woman smokin a cigar is kind of sexy. I mean I can say that cause I am one ...right? I luv the scene in GI Jane when Demi Moore is smokin one.

When I lived in Washington we had a nice little smoke shop near my house. For a small town and small shop the had a very nice collection of pipe tabacco and cigars. Indy is a big cigar & pipe man so we spent a lot of time there. The only one I never liked was that Russian Stuff....to strong. 

[falcon325]

I love the smell of a tobacco shop, but have avoided the filthy habit.   

[AfterShock]

Falcon!

I encourage you to refrain from smoking any tobacco product!!
Just to be on the safe side, send the Romeo Y Julieta and the H. Upmann directly to me. Don't even hesitate. 

As an added bonus, I'LL smoke them to get rid of the temptation to partake.
No need to thank me. It'd be MY pleasure.
Yes it would.

[sugar]

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Just to be on the safe side, send the Romeo Y Julieta and the H. Upmann directly to me. Don't even hesitate. 

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I don't know Shocky - they're in the sock drawer!  - either dried out or tastin' like old socks!!

[flamehothead]

I don't think that Cigars are supposed to Taste like Old Sock's, but then again I don't know what a Dirty Sock taste like either. And to be perfectly honest with ya, I really don't want to know.