I guess Ren crawled in a hole or something

[Marlboro Kearney]

Ren is like Santa....... He's always watching.................

Or is he working for Santa

[AfterShock]

Ren is like Santa....... He's always watching.................

Or is he working for Santa

...............................

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Ya reckon he IS Santa?

That'd explain his absence. Gettin' all those toys ready for the girls and boys.
And growin' a beard.
Maybe puttin' on a few pounds. 

[sugar]

Cool. I'll make some party hats.....outta duct Tape!!!!!!!! Does this stuff come in colors??

 

Yeah it does, I've got red, yellow and blue!

[Chris]

why suuuure it comes in colors....
look at all the different colors that match all the CUP cars.
When they get damage,.. you will see them apply duct tape,.. and it almost ALWAYS exactly matches the cars paint color....
So it would seem you can almost get every color of the rainbow??

[cglrcng]

Please don't mention "Duct Tape"...Makes me chuckle every time....I'll never forget...Orange County Raceway, a Popular Hot rodding Magazine Bracket Event I was racing in in the early 80's....Standing around in the lanes w/ a large group of guy competitors...I asked a girl I was dating/living with at the time to go to my pit area and retrieve a roll of "Duct Tape" for me....She responds..."What do you need that for?-You aren't going duck hunting!" I said what...? She tells everyone there that an old boyfriend once told her that "Duck Tape" was used to tie the dead ducks feet to your belt loops with till the hunt is over....Needless to say everyone there had a good laugh at her expense after she went to get what I asked for.

Though later at home I explained gently what "Duct Tape" was really used for...I kept looking and married a different wee bit less naive girl a few years later...

[sugar]

Gosh, I've been that girl - it's so humiliating when you find out what an idiot you've been.  I've learned to keep my mouth shut until I understand what the heck someone is talking about if I don't know at first!

[IndyCarzGo]

Please don't mention "Duct Tape"...Makes me chuckle every time....I'll never forget...Orange County Raceway, a Popular Hot rodding Magazine Bracket Event I was racing in in the early 80's....Standing around in the lanes w/ a large group of guy competitors...I asked a girl I was dating/living with at the time to go to my pit area and retrieve a roll of "Duct Tape" for me....She responds..."What do you need that for?-You aren't going duck hunting!" I said what...? She tells everyone there that an old boyfriend once told her that "Duck Tape" was used to tie the dead ducks feet to your belt loops with till the hunt is over....Needless to say everyone there had a good laugh at her expense after she went to get what I asked for.

Though later at home I explained gently what "Duct Tape" was really used for...I kept looking and married a different wee bit less naive girl a few years later...

I understanda whya this and whya that...But I no understand whya duck tape!!!!

[racin_girl72]

Geez, even I'm not THAT blonde!  LOL

And my mechanical knowledge peaked when I was 5 years old when I used to climb up my Grandpa's big toolbox and get him whatever tool he asked for.

[AfterShock]

Geez, even I'm not THAT blonde!  LOL

And my mechanical knowledge peaked when I was 5 years old when I used to climb up my Grandpa's big toolbox and get him whatever tool he asked for.

Hey Racin_Girl
Could you fetch me a left handed Phillips screw driver?

[nascarbabe2U]

Left handed screw drivers are located next to the waterproof tea bags and solar powered torches on Aisle 12 at Walmart...

[Roswell]

Did you know they will do the yearly changing of the air in your tires at Wal Mart? Only $19.95.

[sugar]

Did you know they will do the yearly changing of the air in your tires at Wal Mart? Only $19.95.

Really, I didn't know you were supposed to do that!! LOL

don't want to talk about tires though.  On my way to Columbus to pick you-know-who up at the airport two of the bolts that hold the wheel on busted clean off and I had to get them replaced somewhere - didn't even know where I was, but the nice people at mida$ charged me $75.00 buck to fix it - but the tire place here in town that put the tires on in the first place said they would reimburse me.  Dang straight they will!!

I did get to the airport - 2 hours late!!!

[AfterShock]

Really, I didn't know you were supposed to do that!! LOL

don't want to talk about tires though.  On my way to Columbus to pick you-know-who up at the airport two of the bolts that hold the wheel on busted clean off and I had to get them replaced somewhere - didn't even know where I was, but the nice people at mida$ charged me $75.00 buck to fix it - but the tire place here in town that put the tires on in the first place said they would reimburse me.  Dang straight they will!!

I did get to the airport - 2 hours late!!!

I bet there are many guys who would glady pay $75 to have two missing nuts replaced.
Ahhhh, nothing like the Midas touch. Mitta guessed, I suppose. I wonder if Midas replaces jewels too? Alot of families might be intrested in that.
Ya reckon?

 

I know, I know. And I already know the way to the round room. 

[sugar]

LOL - Glad you know you're way to the round room - you have to stay there for an extra hour!!!

[KurtBuschFan]

An extra hour???  Sugar I was gonna tell him he needed to stay in the round room and extra day