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skool
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February 08, 2007, 07:41:29 PM »
Read all the best of the FS.com investigative team.
Frontstretch.com's very own BS News! (no film at elevan)
http://www.frontstretch.com/jmeyer/6845/
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February 08, 2007, 09:18:29 PM »
Oh man. That is hilarious but I don't think Brian has a sense of humor. You are SO not getting any credentials to a NASCAR race lol. As a matter of fact the black helicopters will be shooting out your satelite dish on raceday. Are you trying to usurp Matt's title (given by France) as "the most dangerous idiot on the internet"? Just damn that was funny, on so many levels. Good job.
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Quote from: Bubba on February 08, 2007, 09:18:29 PM
Oh man. That is hilarious but I don't think Brian has a sense of humor. You are SO not getting any credentials to a NASCAR race lol. As a matter of fact the black helicopters will be shooting out your satelite dish on raceday. Are you trying to usurp Matt's title (given by France) as "the most dangerous idiot on the internet"? Just damn that was funny, on so many levels. Good job.
Dear Mr. Bubba,
While we here at the BSNews/Frontstretch.com office are extremely proud to have "the most dangerous idiot on the internet" as part of our family, Mr. Meyer has been editing the BSNewswire for about 4 yrs now.
I once asked Mr. France what he thought of Mr. Meyer at a press conference. Brian France's response was so reprehensible, that agents from the FCC immediately halted the press conference and confiscated all recordings and videos of the incident. Some in attendance even had their lives confiscated when they refused to sign vows of silence that had been hastily prepared by the U.S. Attorny General.
Perhaps the best description of the incident was summed up by Howard Stern. When Stern learned what France had actually said, his face became an ashen color and all he said was...."Man! That's f@*king harsh!"
Sincerely,
Ima Phullacrap
BSNews Investigative Team
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February 09, 2007, 11:40:42 AM »
I thought it was forbidden to mention the
black helicoptors (shhhhhhhh) anymore??
Bubba, you are gonna get in big trouble with BB (we aren't allowed to say THAT either)
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Very funny!
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Quote from: Roswell on February 09, 2007, 11:40:42 AM
I thought it was forbidden to mention the
black helicoptors (shhhhhhhh) anymore??
Bubba, you are gonna get in big trouble with BB (we aren't allowed to say THAT either)
BB? I didn't know Dolly Parton posted here..............
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Quote from: Bubba on February 09, 2007, 07:24:58 PM
BB? I didn't know Dolly Parton posted here..............
Actually I think it's FF maybe even GG!
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Quote from: Bubba on February 09, 2007, 07:24:58 PM
BB? I didn't know Dolly Parton posted here..............
Bubba, you are to report to the round room IMMEDIATELY...you're bad (hee hee)
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Quote from: sugar on February 09, 2007, 08:49:23 PM
Actually I think it's FF maybe even GG!
I would have thought she was in something like xx, yy, ZZ.
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Quote from: sugar on February 09, 2007, 08:49:23 PM
Actually I think it's FF maybe even GG!
Just damn. You are the queen of one liner wit lol. You get me quite often with your posts. I set myself up and ain't even knowed it.
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Quote from: flamehothead on February 09, 2007, 10:49:39 PM
I would have thought she was in something like xx, yy, ZZ.
Either way, you can bet her shoulders hurt. Need we go throught the great
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discussion again?? Although,it turned out to be a survival guide
for the D+ woman (they should require it in school!)
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Quote from: Roswell on February 10, 2007, 05:43:04 AM
Either way, you can bet her shoulders hurt. Need we go throught the great
underwire
discussion again?? Although,it turned out to be a survival guide
for the D+ woman (they should require it in school!)
Well I don't know Ros , ifin I remember right we left off with DD being approx 80-100 pull without any let-off , unless where really getting serious about that Penquin or are going Rhino..Huntin I reckon we better not up the Huntin arsenal
to GG or ZZZ Caliber...Eh !
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