Writing a Story

[HUDSON HORNET]

....to fingerpaint a mural on the ceiling while swinging on a trapeze wearing a leather loin cloth. This proved to be a problem as no one had a leather loin cloth, but Monica had a closet full. When she opened the closet door, there, neatly hung on hangers were dozens upon dozens of leather goodies, including.............

[Brian623]

loincloths in the colors of her favorite NASCAR drivers, which wasn't too shocking until you realized she is a big fan of...

[Tyyrus]

Brian France ....aka...Stubby ! Who was 1st introduced to Monica at one of Nascar's Championship Awards Banquets...where she was the Date of Former Nascar Great........ 




P.S. LOL ..Now I know why he lost his concentration and left the bottom..open at Daytona...poor Ole James..Eh ! 

[skool]

James Hylton.

[sugar]

After donning their favorite loin cloths (Indy looked especially good in his) Hillary and Indy climbed up the ladder to their respective trapezes (sp) and grabbed a brush full of paint and began swinging and stroking paint on the ceiling.  All the while, Monica was gazing up trying to see what was under Hillary's loin cloth. (hey, she'd already seen the other Clinton costume jewelry!)

[skool]

What she saw amazed her! There, shining under Hillary's loincloth, were the biggest stones she had ever seen! Complete with a presidential seal no less! Monica was sure she had seen those stones before, but she had to be sure. How could she get a closer look?

[Roswell]

Alcohol! She qiuetly made her way to  the  bar in her livingroom and began to mix three big glasses of...............

[Brian623]

slow southern screws, which brought back memories of....

[skool]

.....well, just what the name implies.

[skool]

It must be pointed out that in the deep south, slow southern screws is a nautical term used to describe a  type of boat as it makes its way lazily through the bayou.

[Roswell]

Not where I come from sugar!! Anything slow and southern  gets an A in my lil book,lol

[skool]

Not where I come from sugar!! Anything slow and southern  gets an A in my lil book,lol

(I know, but I was thinking of the 'family' aspect of the board.......   )

[Roswell]

Me too! I was thinking, long summer days on the porch swing and a big ole glass of sweet tea. a tiny bead of sweat taking the long slow course down....oh I forgot,it's a family board.
 Don't mention slow southern stuff any more! 

 Ok, our story continues..... Monica now has both parties right where she wants them' relaxed and  a little sleepy. So now she can take a better look...........

[skool]

Me too! I was thinking, long summer days on the porch swing and a big ole glass of sweet tea. a tiny bead of sweat taking the long slow course down....oh I forgot,it's a family board.
 Don't mention slow southern stuff any more! 

Must focus   Pry my eyes off that tiny bead of sweat as it slowly makes its way down.......FOCUS FOCUS!!!.....

[Brian623]

As Monica sneaked closer and closer,she tripped over the sleeping cat on the floor, causing...