Brian France drunk???

[Sue Johansen]

I suppose you think that OJ was guilty and Howard Stern is just after Anna Nicole's money. 

[HUDSON HORNET]

SAY  W H A T?!!!

OH, sure!

Next thing you'll be tryin' to tell us is there's no Santa Clause, or Easter Bunny! 
Stoopid might be written on my forehead, but "gullible" is a word I don't know how to spell.

HOWEVER,

I DO know how to spell.................................. .............


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Sue  Johansen

[falcon325]

Why Sue!  Of course HRH Prince Brian couldn’t have been drunk!  

Those awful parked cars swerved out and hit him.  And don’t EVEN get me started on those vile and reckless palm trees!  It’s a durn good thing that Daytona Beach’s Finest THOROUGHLY investigated that incident, just like they would for any lowly commoner.

NA$CAR will have you know that HRH Prince Brian poops cupcakes and pees perfume.  And he is a veritable font of unending wisdom when it comes to thinking up brilliant ways of making the tired, silly little roundy-round sport of stock car racin’ into a REAL, big-time sport.  Like major league baseball.  Or the NBA.  Under the brilliant and exalted leadership of HRH Price Brian, NA$CAR will be just like MLB and NBA!  He’s anxious to get that done so he can move on back out to La-La Land and use Daddy’s and Grand-Daddy’s money to buy a big, shiny football team.  Let's all wish him luck.  

[falcon325]

SAY  W H A T?!!!

OH, sure!

Next thing you'll be tryin' to tell us is there's no Santa Clause, or Easter Bunny! 

Oh Hudson!  You mean-spirited cynic, you!   

[sugar]

SAY  W H A T?!!!

OH, sure!

Next thing you'll be tryin' to tell us is there's no Santa Clause, or Easter Bunny! 
Stoopid might be written on my forehead, but "gullible" is a word I don't know how to spell.

HOWEVER,

I DO know how to spell.................................. .............


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Sue  Johansen

Oh, no what about the Tooth Fairy?

[Sue Johansen]

look, sugar, if that is your real name, I came here for hard-nosed discussion of important racing topics. Not wild speculation and "gossipy talk" 

So, now that we have that squared away, how come you never hear of Brain France hanging out with hot babes? Is he married or hooked up or, and I don't want to start any rumors, is there 'something else' going on? 

[PlanoHarvickFan]

look, sugar, if that is your real name, I came here for hard-nosed discussion of important racing topics. Not wild speculation and "gossipy talk" 

So, now that we have that squared away, how come you never hear of Brain France hanging out with hot babes? Is he married or hooked up or, and I don't want to start any rumors, is there 'something else' going on? 

Welcome Sue and relax....we like wild speculation and gossipy talk around here (hee hee).  Everyone here is here for fun and comaraderie.

[Sue Johansen]

My fear is that 'other' Na$car personnel like Mike Helton or even Fox TV stooge Chris Myers may be peppering boards with false truths about Brain France and his attempt to destroy the old Nascar. Until proven otherwise, everyone is a suspect. 

[PuglieseVT]

Let's be honest:

The majority of us have probably driven a vehicle, at least ONCE,  at one time or another when we probably shouldn't have.

[Sue Johansen]

Let's be honest:

The majority of us have probably driven a vehicle, at least ONCE,  at one time or another when we probably shouldn't have.

And careened into parked cars like grizzled veteran driver and 'greatest former champion ever' Dale Jarrett driving through the pits without curb feelers?

I think not.

[PuglieseVT]

Point taken.

Sue, also.........awesome avitar! 

[Sue Johansen]

It is the last known picture of Tony Stewart before Helton inhaled... 

[Blu]

  THAT was Goooood!

[falcon325]

It is the last known picture of Tony Stewart before Helton inhaled... 

Oh, thank heavens.  I thought they were about to kiss.  Eeeeewwww!

That is a wierd picture.  Somebody was seriously in somebody else's "personal space."

[Tyyrus]

My fear is that 'other' Na$car personnel like Mike Helton or even Fox TV stooge Chris Myers may be peppering boards with false truths about Brain France and his attempt to destroy the old Nascar. Until proven otherwise, everyone is a suspect. 

Ahh that's the type of IN YOUR FACE COMMENTARY..I like.. JUST THE FACTS MAAM..NOTHUN BUT THE FACTS ! Well while your at it Sue..You have just been appointed..Senior Investigator into the Waltripgate Fuel Additive Cover up..Let us know what you findings are ..JUST THE FACTS NOTHUN BUT THE FACTS..OK !