The Frontstretch: Top 15 Commercials Of The 2008 NASCAR Season by Danny Peters -- Monday November 17, 2008

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Top 15 Commercials Of The 2008 NASCAR Season

The Yellow Stripe · Danny Peters · Monday November 17, 2008


Making a great 30-second ad is next to impossible.

For those who’ve not sat for hours on a set drinking coffee, eating junk food and waiting interminably for something to happen, you would be absolutely shocked at the length of time it takes to make something seemingly so simple. Throughout the creative process (which typically takes 8-12 weeks) there are so many impediments to your progress; from nervous clients to intransigent creative directors, script changes in pre-production, more script changes on the set itself and of course yet more in the editing suite. In short, it’s damn hard to produce a compelling half minute piece of advertising and it’s even more so when you throw NASCAR drivers into the mix as, with respect, most wheelmen are not renowned for their Oscar-winning acting talent.

With something in the region of 100 -120 commercials and 50 – 60 individual companies advertised in each race day broadcast there’s a lot of slurry to get through to find the gems. So recognizing this fact, here are my Top 15 ads of the 2008 season. I’m going to start with places five – 10, then take a look at the best of the rest before counting down from five to one. As ever, I’m interested to know what you think so if you think I’ve forgotten some then let me know in the comments section.

Click on the header to view each commercial.

10. FedEx (Denny Hamlin)
And another

A couple of “Hey FedEx” ads from this year. The first is part of the “slow things” campaign while the second is called Valet. I really enjoyed both these spots (and others in the wider campaign). Not the best ads in NASCAR, sure, but not bad efforts nonetheless; I’m looking forward to more of the same next year.

9. The Pink Firesuit Ad (Kasey Kahne)

I suppose this ad does many of the things a good ad should do. It stands out from the clutter, it appeals to the appropriate target audience (clearly not me) and it provides a genuine belly laugh. How Kasey Kahne agreed to this I’ll never know, but fair play to him because it’s definitely brave. I doubt there are many (any?) other drivers (other than maybe Michael Waltrip) who would make themselves look quite so ridiculous.

8. Sprint Monsters Campaign

This was a clever season-long campaign by the sport’s title sponsor. Sprint went away from their traditional driver-humor format and tried something different. If I’m honest, I wasn’t sure at first but over the year – and especially with the last commercial in the supermarket – I’ve become a huge fan.

7. Taste Infringement – Coke Zero

This spot is chock full of great lines: “Soda Pirates;” ”What if you enjoyed the track for longer than others;” ”Would you be willing to throw a race,” etc. But perhaps the best line is at the end when Tony Stewart says that throwing a race would get them suspended and the Coke Zero exec replies, totally deadpan: “Well come on, Tony, you’re pretty comfortable with that already.” Super spot for a product I (and many others) will never drink.

6. Vitamin Water (Carl Edwards)

Another great spot for colored, vitamin-enhanced water. I absolutely adored this ad and as I said earlier in the season, anything with Ralph Macchio gets my vote. The, “… he’s going for a Koi change!” might be the most unexpectedly brilliant line of the season.

Just as an aside here, it’s worth mentioning two other spots for the same brand – both from last year: first, the David Ortiz “Badminton” spot and second, Kasey Kahne as the most improbable Yak herder in the history of the universe. Good stuff.


The AMP Camel Ad (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)

This is an utterly preposterous ad on a par with Junior’s “Mad Max” Bud commercial from last year. I would have loved to have been at the meeting where this script was first pitched to the AMP brass. I bet there were a few shocked looks when they heard the ad included Junior carrying a camel on his back. The, “I’ll take it from here” line is great; “just don’t leak any fluid on me” is an instant classic.

Team Tylenol (Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Elliott Sadler and Kevin Harvick)

The Feel Better Fast Talk Show is hosted by a geeky Jeff Gordon and features three other big names. Kevin Harvick takes center stage though with his suggestion of, “How ‘bout trying a different girlfriend?” to the caller. The look from Sadler is priceless, but you just can’t help but feel Harvick enjoyed that line a lot. Again, good stuff.

Kobalt Tools (Chad Knaus, Jimmie Johnson)

Three reasons I loved this ad: first, from a marketer’s perspective it shows the talent using (and loving) the product. That’s a big check right there. Second, I love the music which is reminiscent of a British World War II march; and third; for the final exchange of dialogue:

Chad: “What are you doing up there Jimmie?”
Jimmie: “Welding Chad.”
Chad: “Get in the car.”

Priceless, if you’ll forgive me for getting all MasterCard on you.

Toyota Fan Controller (Tony Stewart, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch, Michael Waltrip)

There’s not a NASCAR fan in the world who wouldn’t want a go on one of those types of “controllers.” The Stunt Tony dive out of the car is hysterical, as is watching the big old orange No. 20 chase the irascible Indiana native around the infield. Stewart’s, “Run Zippy! Run for your life!” line is delivered with comedic perfection. All told, a fun spot.

Craftsman Robot Commercial (The Robot)

Tremendous spot – can’t help but wonder if these robots will be standard in about 20 years time!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for: The Top 5 ads for 2008. No need for a drum roll.


5. Geico (Mike and Loren Wallace)
And another

The role of a lifetime for Lauren Wallace, the child star of the Geico campaign and surely a future Cup driver in training. For what it’s worth, I reckon Lauren would have Max Papis on any track at any time, too … go on kiddo!

4. Big Red/Juicy Fruit (Juan Pablo Montoya)
Numero Dos

Two ads along the same theme. One for Juicy Fruit and one for Big Red courtesy of NASCAR’s only Colombian driver. The first spot also has, in my opinion, perhaps the best line in NASCAR advertising this year. Cue JPM: “Juan Pablo Montoya was put on earth to drive race cars not to be some corporate puppet.” That’s the spirit, sunshine, as they say back home.

3. NAPA “Parrot” and “Bristol Car” (Michael Waltrip)

“Here’s your 1990 Bristol car Michael … If you could sign some of the bigger pieces … phew what a wreck …” Love it. Great, too, that Waltrip can have so much fun with a moment that, when you watch it on YouTube, you wonder how he walked away.

The parrot ad was equally funny. Say what you will about the Four-Win, 1,000-Race Man but he doesn’t run away from being the butt of the jokes.

Thanks to Smoke, Sliced Bread is prepared to represent Home Depot in 2009.

2. Home Depot “Lot to Learn” (Tony Stewart and Joey Logano)

I thought this ad was an absolute masterpiece – my second favorite ad of the year and it’s a great recognition of the importance, success and longevity of the Home Depot’s sponsorship of the No. 20 car. Love the wax-on, wax-off move as well. The little battle for the steering wheel and the childish “sweet” from Joey Logano is the perfect end to a terrific ad. It will be fascinating to see how Joey is used next season.

1. UPS “Race The Truck” (Dale Jarrett and others)

Genius. Just genius. My good buddy Kurt Smith wrote a brilliant piece earlier this year and this says it all much more eloquently than I could have managed. Top ad of the year, no question.

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Doug Scholl
11/18/2008 09:35 AM

I only wish that Toyota didn’t edit Tony out of the fan controller commerical immediately after announcing his deal with Haas Racing.

11/18/2008 10:36 AM

We probably won’t be seeing Loren wallace doing any real driving — the kid’s an actor; he’s not named Wallace and he ain’t no driver’s cousin.

Carl D.
11/18/2008 12:07 PM

That Craftsman robot acts awful cocky when he’s done servicing the racecar, but am I the only one to notice he didn’t put a drop of gas in it? If he wasn’t already red, he would be when the car runs out of gas. Stupid metal Chocolate Myers wanna-be…

11/18/2008 12:58 PM

No,I also noticed the robot puts in no gas. Has anyone besides me seen the Marcos ambrose/ little debbie comercial?

Mike In NH
11/18/2008 01:38 PM

I’ve seen both of the Ambrose commercial – great stuff! The first one’s the funnier:

11/18/2008 01:53 PM

I got to go with the team Tylenol as the best just because EVERY time I see that look on Kevins face, I crack up.

11/18/2008 02:43 PM

I really liked the NAPA Waltrip “Introducing Ron Capps” commercial, as well as many of these others.

11/18/2008 07:54 PM

Great article Danny. I enjoyed watching all of them. Still love the UPS one the best.

Kevin in SoCal
11/18/2008 10:21 PM

I have TiVo so I dont HAVE to watch the commercials. 1 good one for every 100 bad ones is not a good enough ratio for me to stop and watch them.

But my favorites were the Jeremy Mayfield vs Tony Stewart from 2006. “Come on back, keep coming, no problem!” CRUNCH! LOL

bobby dee
11/19/2008 12:21 AM

Those three women in Casey Kahne Allstate is the best. Anything, Anything

Wordguy in NY
11/19/2008 06:00 PM

Agree with comment on the three Allstate Insurance “Cougars” … The fireworks store explosion was a hoot, and deserves to be studied in advertising classes for its sexual metaphor. Too bad we can’t see the gals with a few Buds in their libidinous systems.

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